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Hall of wit and epicness.
#51
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
You could make a dark man blush FTR.
(if 1% of my posts are peotic or well reasoned it comes at the cost of 99% filler...lol, btw)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#52
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(January 11, 2013 at 7:09 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: http://atheistforums.org/thread-12336-po...#pid385073

That wasn't epic or witty, just duty, keeping the house as clean as possible.

This was epic and witty Big Grin

I Wrote:It was like this sire, I was cleaning the banhammer cannon and decided to stop for a smoke. Misfortune indeed, I ended up putting it down on said cannons nozzle. To the poor fellow sadness he was crossing the line of fire, he did. Poor chap will be hatless for 2 weeks.
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#53
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(January 12, 2013 at 12:46 pm)LastPoet Wrote: This was epic and witty Big Grin

I Wrote:It was like this sire, I was cleaning the banhammer cannon and decided to stop for a smoke. Misfortune indeed, I ended up putting it down on said cannons nozzle. To the poor fellow sadness he was crossing the line of fire, he did. Poor chap will be hatless for 2 weeks.

Slightly biased there, my friend..... slightly.
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#54
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(January 12, 2013 at 12:46 pm)LastPoet Wrote: This was epic and witty Big Grin

I Wrote:It was like this sire, I was cleaning the banhammer cannon and decided to stop for a smoke. Misfortune indeed, I ended up putting it down on said cannons nozzle. To the poor fellow sadness he was crossing the line of fire, he did. Poor chap will be hatless for 2 weeks.


I'm not sure it counts for much if you put your OWN posts in the Hall of Wit and Epicness. Tongue
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#55
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(January 15, 2013 at 4:54 am)Cinjin Wrote: I'm not sure it counts for much if you put your OWN posts in the Hall of Wit and Epicness. Tongue

Wasn't that your idea also? Tongue



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#56
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
damn you Rayaan ... you're like an elephant with a laptop.

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#57
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Interesting ...
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#58
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Hey, Rayaan's not that big, leave him alone.
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#59
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umm ... elephants = really good memory
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-and fairly substantial lips.
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