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Hall of wit and epicness.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(February 10, 2016 at 7:50 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(February 9, 2016 at 5:44 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I don't know why. I don't know why God doesn't talk to all of us people and make Himself seen and known in our every day lives.

You don't know? I'll give you a hint: it might have something to do with his non-existence... Wink

Epic.
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Everybody, please don't speak on behalf of God while he's not here to represent himself!
That the job of religitards.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(February 17, 2016 at 1:33 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Interesting side note: when I was like 13 I saw this music video on MTV, and started calling my mom Mamacita.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFhp7rkQ7E

I did not think through the lyrics, or how weird it is. But I still call my mom Mamacita. Like, literally every time I talk to her. Cita for short.

So this is weird.



ROFLOL Tears, I'm in tears. I don't know if that's more adoreable or hilarious! (Unless you're being facetious, in which case well played!)
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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100% factual.

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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Muawwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! I call my mom, mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mum. Mom. Mummy. Mom. Mama. Mum. Etc, until she slams the door in my face. ^_^
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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I just call mine the fem wrinkly. She hates that...
Dying to live, living to die.
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I call mine "Mama" as does everyone in this country. I sometimes call her "Mutter" (=^ mother) ironically though.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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So SC, Mamacita who joined the forums recently, and said she was your mom...is it her?
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OMG! Evie! Get with the program son!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(February 17, 2016 at 8:29 pm)Evie Wrote: So SC, Mamacita who joined the forums recently, and said she was your mom...is it her?

No, it was a joke.

She's actually the daughter of my second cousin, twice removed's, room mate's, house keeper's tennis partner's nephew.
Dying to live, living to die.
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