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Hall of wit and epicness.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
From the joke thread:

(5th January 2017, 19:58)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A few days ago, I was nice enough to tell a lady on the bus that she had semen on the back of her shirt.  She said, 'Thank you, but it's probably just yogurt.'

I said, 'Nah, I'm pretty sure I don't ejaculate yogurt.'

Boru

I laughed so fucking hard at this one.
(12th January 2017, 11:33)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(12th January 2017, 11:16)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Those who compare God to the tooth fairy are douchebags.
True that, at least the Tooth Fairy gives you something in return for your belief and sacrifical offerings. When was the last time god ever did anything for anyone?
"You don't change the world by staying at home and being good" - Mooney
"I reserve the right to be irrational"
― Gemini
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(6th January 2017, 15:31)GOĐ Wrote: I'm new here ( and perhaps I didn't spend enough time searching) and I can't seem to locate a formal debate category.

Do you have one?

(6th January 2017, 17:40)Stimbo Wrote: Is God willing to spot the debate forum, but not able? Then he is not online.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is disinterested.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh his debate request?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
(12th January 2017, 11:33)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(12th January 2017, 11:16)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Those who compare God to the tooth fairy are douchebags.
True that, at least the Tooth Fairy gives you something in return for your belief and sacrifical offerings. When was the last time god ever did anything for anyone?
"You don't change the world by staying at home and being good" - Mooney
"I reserve the right to be irrational"
― Gemini
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
I am truly honoured. Big Grin
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
Why thank you, but, aw c'mon it's only me Blush

You're a great guy, Stim.
(12th January 2017, 11:33)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(12th January 2017, 11:16)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Those who compare God to the tooth fairy are douchebags.
True that, at least the Tooth Fairy gives you something in return for your belief and sacrifical offerings. When was the last time god ever did anything for anyone?
"You don't change the world by staying at home and being good" - Mooney
"I reserve the right to be irrational"
― Gemini
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
Wish you could convince certain others of that.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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