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A break
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RE: A break
December 7, 2012 at 2:43 pm
We really need to get right with Q'uq'umatz. Lol
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RE: A break
December 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm
........and don't forget getting right with Bob.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: A break
December 7, 2012 at 2:47 pm
(December 7, 2012 at 2:41 pm)Rhythm Wrote: So you don't take it seriously, but, you know, get right with jesus and all that. Your myths, their myths, myths built on myths.....who the fuck cares? Your jesus song and dance is every bit as serious as the mayan apocalypse-and not a single ounce moreso.

Just like someone I know who throws salt over their shoulder, or knocks on wood for luck - not that they really believe that stuff, but as they say it can't hurt to be on the safe side.
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RE: A break
December 7, 2012 at 2:48 pm
(December 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm)cato123 Wrote: I have a technical question:

If a person bit down on one end of a wire and put the other end in their ass, how fast would they have to longitudinally circumnavigate the earth to electrocute him/herself?
Depends on how big the wire is... and it would help if you wound it so as to capture a good deal of the earth's magnetic field.... you'd want it to change somehow, so it would be better to move along the field lines, North to South or vice-versa.
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RE: A break
December 7, 2012 at 2:54 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2012 at 2:55 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(December 7, 2012 at 2:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Just like someone I know who throws salt over their shoulder, or knocks on wood for luck - not that they really believe that stuff, but as they say it can't hurt to be on the safe side.
Indeed, hedging our bets. Personally, I think I've hedged my own bets particularly well. In the event that I find myself standing before an ethereal judge in the distant hereafter...I don't want the charge of christianity on -my- rap sheet. Not buddy jesus, and certainly not drich's "kid-with-an-ant-farm" god.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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