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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Looks like it WAS loaded, after all!

http://www.rutlandherald.com/article/201.../161219541

Quote:Poultney man accidentally shot to death

Quote:A New York man is facing a felony count of involuntary manslaughter after police said he shot and killed his friend Saturday with a gun he thought was unloaded.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Ohio wins todays drawing in the Gun Nut Nation Dead Kid Lottery.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/cl...-1.2923448


Quote:Police identify Cleveland officer after 2-year-old son accidentally shot himself with father's gun

Way to properly secure your weapons, officer.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
You're talking about a cop. You sure you don't wanna throw this over in the other thread?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Nah.  That thread is for cops who deliberately murder people.  Not shitwits who can't properly secure them.

And then, there is this moron.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/ohio-wom...tmas-gift/


Quote:Ohio woman accidentally shoots friend while showing off Christmas gift

Now either she loaded it and "forgot" or some dipshit gave her a loaded gun.  You decide.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Oh, Irony, Goddess of the Sublime!
Hail to Thee!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/gun-lovi...s-firearm/

Quote:Gun-loving conservative columnist accidentally killed after letting teen boy hold his firearm

Quote:M.D. Harmon, a conservative columnist who frequently wrote in favor of gun ownership rights for the Portland Press Herald, died this week after being accidentally shot by a teenage boy.

As the  itself reports, the 71-year-old Harmon was showing off one of his guns to a 16-year-old boy in his home in Sanford, Maine, on Wednesday. Harmon apparently let the teenager handle the weapon, which went off while the boy was holding it.

Quote:In a 2013 column, for instance, Harmon attacked proposed legislation in Maine that would have required gun owners to take a firearm safety course — in fact, he referred to this section of the legislation as “the worst part of the bill.”

Apparently you should have taken the class yourself, fucktard.
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(December 29, 2016 at 3:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ...
Quote:Gun-loving conservative columnist accidentally killed after letting teen boy hold his firearm

Quote:M.D. Harmon, a conservative columnist who frequently wrote in favor of gun ownership rights for the Portland Press Herald, died this week after being accidentally shot by a teenage boy.

As the  itself reports, the 71-year-old Harmon was showing off one of his guns to a 16-year-old boy in his home in Sanford, Maine, on Wednesday. Harmon apparently let the teenager handle the weapon, which went off while the boy was holding it.
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Replace one or two words and you've got an entry in the "Damned Catholics" thread...
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
"Sorry, archbishop, I didn't know my dick was loaded."

Yeah.  Could work.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(December 29, 2016 at 10:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "Sorry, archbishop, I didn't know my dick was loaded."

Yeah.  Could work.

"My cock went off half cocked, during choir practice."
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
I'm sure that's happened more than once.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(December 30, 2016 at 1:51 am)Minimalist Wrote: I'm sure that's happened more than once.

Look at this gem of meme some gun worshiper posted. 

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Defend the constitution by siding with the assholes who wanted to keep slavery? Am I reading that meme correctly?
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