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RE: Landover Baptist
January 13, 2013 at 8:37 pm
An excellent place of worship and a fine group of True Christians ™ like myself.
I used to go there all the time until they threw me out for being unable to meet their tithing requirements.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
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RE: Landover Baptist
January 13, 2013 at 8:48 pm
Learn from Pastor Deacon Fred.
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RE: Landover Baptist
January 13, 2013 at 9:07 pm
I love that speech!
"It's the year 2002 and the entire world is still at war over who has the most powerful invisible friend. Glory! Glory to God!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Landover Baptist
January 13, 2013 at 10:52 pm
Here's a good and fairly recent one from America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: Landover Baptist
January 14, 2013 at 9:37 am
Another fine True Christian ™ : Edward Current
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: Landover Baptist
January 14, 2013 at 4:21 pm
Haha I love Edward Current.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
