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HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!

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HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!
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HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!
January 22, 2013 at 10:28 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2013 at 10:32 am by Farroc.)
HELLO PUNY HUMANS! THIS IS A WARNING THAT IN ONE SPACE WEEK(AN HOUR IN PUNY HUMAN TIME) MY RACE WILL INVADE YOUR PUNY PLANET AND YOUR SPECIES WILL BE CAPTURED AND USED FOR REPRODUCTIVE PURPOSES AND/OR PUT IN ZOOS.






*ahem* Sorry, sometimes me radio picks up messages from evil alien overlords.
So, figured I should make an introduction post and whatnot. Here's some stuff bout me.

Favorite color: Purple.
Gender: Male
I'm a vegetarian.
I'm a worshiper of her great dental deity, the Toothfairy.
I'm an animal lover.
I'm a star trek fan, I like anime, technology...etc Basically a big nerd.
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RE: HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!
January 22, 2013 at 10:30 am
Greetings. So far you seem to be one of the normal ones around here :p
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January 22, 2013 at 10:36 am
Quote:QUIT USING "YOLO" AS AN EXCUSE TO BE STUPID!

I know right, who needs an excuse?

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RE: HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!
January 22, 2013 at 10:50 am
(January 22, 2013 at 10:36 am)Insanity x Wrote:
Quote:QUIT USING "YOLO" AS AN EXCUSE TO BE STUPID!

I know right, who needs an excuse?

I dunno about that. Whenever I do something stupid, I always get asked "Why did you do that?" Excuses are useful!

Anyway, welcome to the group. Welcome
I live on facebook. Come see me there. http://www.facebook.com/tara.rizzatto

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RE: HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!
January 22, 2013 at 10:52 am
Quote:I'm a vegetarian.

The only thing in your intro I can object to.

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RE: HELLO PUNY HUMANS. HOW IS YOUR PUNY DAY?!?!?!
January 22, 2013 at 10:55 am
(January 22, 2013 at 10:52 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:I'm a vegetarian.

The only thing in your intro I can object to.

Welcome.

Why do you object to me being a vegetarian?
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January 22, 2013 at 10:56 am
It's the old "Hitler was a vegetarian" routine..... but you are probably not like him, otherwise.
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January 22, 2013 at 10:57 am
Welcome
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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January 22, 2013 at 10:58 am
(January 22, 2013 at 10:55 am)Farroc Wrote: Why do you object to me being a vegetarian?

This is a poor invasion! I object to being overtaken by an alien race who show signs of self doubt. I renounce your toothy totem!
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January 22, 2013 at 10:59 am
(January 22, 2013 at 10:56 am)Minimalist Wrote: It's the old "Hitler was a vegetarian" routine..... but you are probably not like him, otherwise.

I don't get it, you're objecting to me being a vegeterian just because hitler was one?
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