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Hilarious quotes by theists.
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27th August 2009, 23:10
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Hilarious quotes by theists.
Come on, you all know a few! Like the quote in Tiberius's sig. Here's a nice one:
AV1611VET, Christian Forums Wrote:There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least. |
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28th August 2009, 09:36
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
Awesome thread ... I will keep my eyes peeled and check my database!
Kyu |
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28th August 2009, 18:49
(This post was last modified: 28th August 2009 18:57 by fr0d0.)
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
I liked this one:
"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie - JohnR7, Christian forums [2006-Nov-04] " Then there's: "To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible. - Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [2008-Jan-01] "  Or: "A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him. - MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [2007-Jan-08] " 
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"I don't judge Homer & Marge - we leave that to a vengeful God to do" - Bart & Lisa's foster parent, Edna Flanders in "Home Sweet Home"
"Everyone has claims, even me." - Brian37 |
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28th August 2009, 18:50
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
WOW! The clarity!
Well, I'm converted to creationism. That quote is funny hehe. To sum it up in three words from me: What utter bullshit. That's to sum the quote up...not evolution. (Oh and I was lying before about being converted...ooh shock horror!). I might just have to look through my MSN convo history for some quotes... EvF |
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28th August 2009, 19:21
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"I don't judge Homer & Marge - we leave that to a vengeful God to do" - Bart & Lisa's foster parent, Edna Flanders in "Home Sweet Home"
"Everyone has claims, even me." - Brian37 |
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Haha!
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28th August 2009, 19:26
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Personally, it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand.
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29th August 2009, 17:24
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
Check this one out...
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims. Trinidad and Tobago, |
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Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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30th August 2009, 01:58
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
Dumb as a bag of cunt hair, Sam.
He must be a bishop of something! |
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30th August 2009, 02:47
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
So were a branch off of Muslims..... Great... now that explains a lot....lololol
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Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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30th August 2009, 02:52
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
(30th August 2009 02:47)Samson Wrote: So were a branch off of Muslims..... Great... now that explains a lot....lololol Wait.....wait.... I have this sudden urge to wrap myself in dynamite and walk into a church. I think I'll have a beer and think it over. Oh wait...that would fuck up the whole muslim thing, wouldn't it? No wonder the sorry sons-of-bitches are always so pissed off. Can't drink and can't get laid. I'd look to blow myself up, too. |
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