The Moon is Not Real

[Eilonnwy]

I know, I know, you can see it. How could it not be real? But this website has shown me the light:

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

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[Violet]

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[dry land fish]

This makes me sick and sad. I think it's funny they blame the moon hoax on the masons. My husband is a Knights Templar and in order to be a Templar you have to be a Christian. Yes...I'm married to a Christian who believes in evolution!!!

[fr0d0]

I'm gonna make a sweeping generalisation, go out on a limb and say that ALL of those secret societies are selfishness personified. They exist solely to use their wealth to gain themselves an unfair advantage. They justify themselves with bogus links to religion (not much kudos these days) and with charitable work. They really make me sick. If you're married to such a low life moron DLF then that explains a lot. Personally I think you must be as gullible as they come. God forbid you come into contact with a persuasive cult as I can see you are a very easy target.

[Retorth]

That seems a little harsh, my friend, especially coming from someone of your stance. I don't disagree with the gist of what you're saying but geez, her husband is her family. Criticizing a person is one thing, but I think there is no excuse for criticizing a person's family.

[fr0d0]

What stance? And I'll criticize members of those Mason type secret societies whatever. They disgust me.

[Retorth]

And you are fully entitled to your opinions. All I'm saying is, you were a little out of line when criticizing her husband.

Like I said above, it is one thing to criticize a person but you shouldn't criticize their family. Even if the guy is in those societies, he need not necessarily be a screw up. He might just be someone open-minded who is keen to learn more about it. He does not necessarily have to be a looney.

It's the same with you being a Christian. I don't say you're a loon just because you're a Christian and there are Christians who seriously have a screw loose in my opinion lol

But I think you've been a good debater so far. =)

[fr0d0]

Ya lilly livered.... /jk

Well I draw a line. You can believe what you like as long as you don't impinge on the rights of others.

The Masons ilk exist to forge advantage unfairly, and usually hide behind religion and/ or charity. You associate with that shit you own the flak.

[Retorth]

Out of curiosity, where do you get your information on freemasonry?

[fr0d0]

Though knowing many members and members of similar organisations.