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Atheist Haiku
#11
RE: Atheist Haiku
I thought I would try
To write an haiku but I
Don't know where to start...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: Atheist Haiku
The burning sun
A religious stream
Forever dry
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#13
RE: Atheist Haiku
How do you guys get so much information in one single haiku? Props!
I think I fail miserably at this exercise, I'm pretty sure that's the point of a haiku no? Me: I'm long-windedTongue

Once upon a time
people didn't believe in god
and the world didn't stop

The sun kept shining
People faced life like they should
the earth kept spinning

We did what we could
We did what was right; we fought
for justice on earth

Not in the next life
but in the one of our birth
tomorrow, today

No blind faith needed
to do what was right, in spite
of what a book says

No fairytale dad
Just us, and no illusion
What beauty could be

Such a world, our life
If everyone could just see
Life's just you, and me
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#14
RE: Atheist Haiku
God is fictional
God is totally not real
Hail Atheism
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#15
RE: Atheist Haiku
The contents of life
No different than a fart
When wasted praying

I was feeling random =3
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#16
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Was Yelling at God,
then I realized something;
there was nothing there.
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#17
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Religion is Shit.
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass.
He was Never Here.
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#18
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(December 10, 2014 at 1:55 am)Luis R. Gualpa Jr. Wrote: Was Yelling at God,
then I realized something;
there was nothing there.
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#19
RE: Atheist Haiku
Look, a necropost
A thread has come back to life
Jesus though has not.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#20
RE: Atheist Haiku
You can take your god
And shove it right up your arse
Leave the sane alone

If you think you're right
Because I can't prove you wrong
You failed logic class
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