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Atheist Haiku
#31
RE: Atheist Haiku
Actually 5-7-5 1/2. Lol. I fudged with creator treating the ea as one syllable like the dipthong in real.
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#32
RE: Atheist Haiku
Ah OK, I counted real as 2, some words can sound quite different depending on how you say them. I say it, "Reee-ulll". But then I'm a dumbass with a Norfolk accent. You should hear me say battery.
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#33
RE: Atheist Haiku
You fuckers suck rocks.
These should be about nature.
Don't quit your day jobs.
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#34
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Oh yeah, I forgot about real stuff. I spend so much time getting worked up about imaginary stuff. Other people's imaginary stuff. I'm not sure there's a name for that.

Nature is the nuts
Out you grow and off you go
Then you're fucking dead
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#35
RE: Atheist Haiku
Boobies are awesome.
Vaginas are great as well.
These be the true Gods.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#36
RE: Atheist Haiku
Rob value,
I've spent enough time in the south (and my first wife was from Alabama)7 so I can hear in my minds ear every drawled polysyllabic word in your lexicon. Lol

(Sorry about your mistyped username. Autocorrect strikes again)
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#37
RE: Atheist Haiku
red barrels and white chickens
a man at the fryer using seasonings
a beautiful sight and smell

if some one gets this please tell me xD.
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#38
RE: Atheist Haiku
just like the straw man
we look behind the curtain
and god is not there



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#39
RE: Atheist Haiku
Craving affection
I have so much love to share
Need get laid so bad.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#40
RE: Atheist Haiku
I've got love for you
Here in my panties I do
Go on take a look
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