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Psychic past
#1
Psychic past
My ex went and sent me a link to:

http://ariapsychic.com/

"Aria" is not her real name.

And I busted a gut for a few minutes. This was an ex-roomate of mine from 30+ years ago, who was a wannabe actress, hung out with magicians, and always had her head in the clouds. She was always pretty spacy.

And now she is Chicago's most famous psychic?!

ROFLOL

Ah, the stories I could tell. Also, we are the same age, born in the early 1950's (I wouldn't want to tell you her exact age!). I also remember that modeling stock photo on her home page, which is from 25+ years ago.

I wonder if she can channel that I am typing this here. Unlike myself, she used to be a big believer in everything. I wonder if she is successful because she gave up believing and decided to start scamming?

Ah, memories!
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
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#2
RE: Psychic past
Wait, you mean to tell me she is Chicago's most famous psychic - and yet she didn't have the foresight to hire a better web developer for her website?

That's just crazy!
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK

The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK


"That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke
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#3
RE: Psychic past
Yeah, it wasn't bad until those big blocks on the front sort of spoil the whole thing. It also is a tad too narcisstic.

My guess, based on her converions when I knew her, she found out that the Holy Throne was empty and decided to cash in, albeit in a tacky way! I remember when she decided to go for a series of colonics (deep enemas!) so that her eyes would go from brown to blue.

Obvously she is still full of shit!
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
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#4
RE: Psychic past
Has she been caught cheeting yet, like James Van Praagh?
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK

The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK


"That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke
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#5
RE: Psychic past
So she is about 60, ..... uses pics of herself @ 40ish and "knows you"?

hmmmm I think I'll pass. The ex was conned mate.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#6
RE: Psychic past
When she emails me with specific answers to questions I haven't asked yet, maybe I'll consider engaging her services. Until then, I doubt it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#7
RE: Psychic past
Stimbo

-No it won't fit in there
-No that's illegal
-frogger
-Only in Nevada is that legal
-Actually some mammals do in fact lay eggs
-7
-Depends on how much you're offering to pay me


How'd I do?
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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#8
RE: Psychic past
(March 11, 2013 at 6:11 am)Aractus Wrote: Wait, you mean to tell me she is Chicago's most famous psychic - and yet she didn't have the foresight to hire a better web developer for her website?

That's just crazy!

Looks like that shit was made in the 90's.
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#9
RE: Psychic past
(March 12, 2013 at 6:04 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Stimbo

-No it won't fit in there
-No that's illegal
-frogger
-Only in Nevada is that legal
-Actually some mammals do in fact lay eggs
-7
-Depends on how much you're offering to pay me


How'd I do?

Scarily accurate. Even the ones that don't apply I'm sure will be astonishingly important in the future. You're hired!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#10
RE: Psychic past
Apparently you can e-mail her.

How about you tell us loads of things about her and we can amaze her by our knowledge in e-mails we send.

like

I can sense from your photo that you have the wisdom of a sixty year old!

I have the feeling that you have some talent were you ever an actress?

That kind of thing.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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