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Show me your nuts!
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#21
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May 12, 2013 at 11:00 pm
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#22
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May 13, 2013 at 12:29 am
I knew you were a nut lover Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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May 16, 2013 at 10:23 pm
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#24
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May 26, 2013 at 7:57 am
Me and my deputy fightin' zombies...

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"Inside every Liberal there's a Totalitarian screaming to get out"

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Quote:It was an awful mistake to characterize based upon religion. I should not judge any theist that way, I must remember what I said in order to change.
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#25
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May 26, 2013 at 1:42 pm
So, those are your zombies? Did you breed them or do you buy them in bulk?
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May 27, 2013 at 10:01 pm
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June 2, 2013 at 11:20 pm
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June 2, 2013 at 11:57 pm
Here's a guy I just got into:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFnKTs6CXwQ
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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July 8, 2013 at 11:38 pm
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July 9, 2013 at 3:14 am
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'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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