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Jesus is Here

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Jesus is Here
frz Offline
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#11
Re: Jesus is Here
March 22, 2013 at 8:52 pm
Welcome!
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#12
RE: Jesus is Here
March 22, 2013 at 9:04 pm
(March 22, 2013 at 8:18 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(March 22, 2013 at 8:12 pm)festive1 Wrote: Oh my... Well, welcome to the forum.

Thank you festive1. I hope that is a "what a scamp!" oh my and not the usual "stay away from me you hideous freak!" oh my, but I suppose time will tell.

That is totally dependent upon your future behavior.
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Darkstar Away
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#13
RE: Jesus is Here
March 22, 2013 at 9:41 pm (This post was last modified: March 22, 2013 at 9:42 pm by Darkstar.)
Welcome
By any chance, are you a shape-shifter?
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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#14
RE: Jesus is Here
March 22, 2013 at 10:03 pm
Hello, jesus....some of your "followers" (of various stripes) are around here.

Kindly kick the shit out of them.
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KichigaiNeko Away
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#15
RE: Jesus is Here
March 23, 2013 at 10:50 am
Oh Fuck! NOT YOU AGAIN! Tongue

Welcome
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#16
RE: Jesus is Here
March 23, 2013 at 11:50 am
Thank you all for your warm welcome.

And yes, I'm an ill-tempered, poorly behaved, shape-shifting, riding about in a sidecar jebus!
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#17
RE: Jesus is Here
March 23, 2013 at 11:52 am
They have meds for that nowadays...
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#18
RE: Jesus is Here
March 23, 2013 at 12:00 pm
Happy to make your acquaintance. Pray for me cuz if half what your followers say is true I'm in a lot of trouble.
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#19
RE: Jesus is Here
March 23, 2013 at 12:02 pm
It must be agonizing to type. Your hands must be in severe pain!
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water

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#20
RE: Jesus is Here
March 23, 2013 at 4:39 pm
I won't forget this one. Thinking My question is, does Jesus have a big penis, is it just above the vagina or near it, and when you are among us do you miss you (by you, not the first one but the second, I mean your other you, the father, which is really not your father, but you)? Thank you.

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