Jesus is Here

[JesusHChrist]

FINALLY! An official Jesus H. Christ here on the forums.

Yes, I'm as official as they come. Nobody gets into heaven without following my rules, including filling out the proper paperwork in triplicate.

Also, please be advised the "H" is silent, as it would be in Spanish. BTW, Spanish is the official language in Heaven, and no, we do NOT provide the forms in English. So don't ask. Mi Padre es muy claro on this topic.

And of course I'm riding in a side car! Like a golden retriever, I like the wind in my face.

But one of these days, I'll return to earth on my magic horse, sword in my mouth and will commence slaughtering all the unbelievers. Good times indeed.

Until then, yuck it up funny boys and girls.