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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 1:41 pm
Wooo! Hooray for sex!
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 2:07 pm
(May 8, 2013 at 10:47 am)Aractus Wrote: Well it's the most exciting thing since all of you became my friends (and I now have the shits with half of you - grr)!

Hmm...there must be some sort of cultural miscommunication, because in the states "having the shits" means having severe diarrhea.

Anyways, congratulations, Daniel, and don't forget to wrap it up.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 2:12 pm
(May 8, 2013 at 2:07 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(May 8, 2013 at 10:47 am)Aractus Wrote: Well it's the most exciting thing since all of you became my friends (and I now have the shits with half of you - grr)!

Hmm...there must be some sort of cultural miscommunication, because in the states "having the shits" means having severe diarrhea.
OMG, I didn't even notice he'd said he "had the shits" with us!

It means the same in England. Tongue
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 2:36 pm
So what does it mean "to have the shits with someone", down under?
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 2:54 pm (This post was last modified: May 8, 2013 at 2:54 pm by LastPoet.)
*wipes tear off the corner of the eye*

Our baby boy Daniel is growing up, soon to be married Big Grin
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 2:57 pm
(May 8, 2013 at 2:54 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Our baby boy Daniel is growing up, soon to be married Big Grin

Make sure you get her to sign a prenup.

Voice of (expensive) experience.
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 3:52 pm (This post was last modified: May 8, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Minimalist.)
So much for romance.



As far as women go...... consider.


Quote:A man was walking along a country road when he suddenly heard a voice call out to him.

"Danny, this is god. You've been a good lad so I am going to grant you a wish."

Danny didn’t hesitate. He held up a map.

“If I only get one wish, then I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other. I want all the US soldiers to come home.”

God looked at the map and said. “Danny! These countries have been at war with each other for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think peace is possible in this region. It can’t be done. You’ll have to make another wish.”

Danny thought for a minute, and then said, “Well, I’ve never been able to understand women. That’s what I’ll wish for, the ability to understand women.”

God let out a long sigh and said, “Okay, let me see that fucking map again.”
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Romance is overrated.

Cash flow and assets are not.
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Re: Women
May 8, 2013 at 4:12 pm
Romance makes me cringe.
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RE: Women
May 8, 2013 at 4:17 pm
(May 8, 2013 at 3:56 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Romance is overrated.

Cash flow and assets are not.

I'd also say cash flow and assets are overrated, man. Tongue
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