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Come and get served by The Serveant!
#31
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 15, 2013 at 8:32 am)Tonus Wrote: But that might upset the cosmic balance!!! :o

And? Balance is weakness.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#32
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
Oh! Well in that case... Please please PLEASE, Violet of the Lilly Blossoms, PLEEEEASE write the mysteries of the universe in trails of formic acid! I will sacrifice twenty snapping turtles to Orion, in your name! Or maybe I'll just throw a wadded paper napkin at Kobe Bryant at the next Lakers game. Worship should be passive-aggressive, I always say.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#33
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 15, 2013 at 3:23 pm)Tonus Wrote: Oh! Well in that case... Please please PLEASE, Violet of the Lilly Blossoms, PLEEEEASE write the mysteries of the universe in trails of formic acid! I will sacrifice twenty snapping turtles to Orion, in your name! Or maybe I'll just throw a wadded paper napkin at Kobe Bryant at the next Lakers game. Worship should be passive-aggressive, I always say.

It shall be done...

But I ain't doing this with my ass, you hear me!? Angry
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#34
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 15, 2013 at 3:50 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: It shall be done...

But I ain't doing this with my ass, you hear me!? Angry

Technically, you'd be doing it with your abdomen. Granted, writing out the mysteries of the universe in a halter top would be tres gauche. With a few properly-placed genetic mutations, you could start using your finger tips halfway through! Clap
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#35
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Seriously I want to know dafuq he's tki. AboutTongue

Thanks for the slave, I do so love her and no I agree I like treating mine rightWink I'm a kind Mistress Yes. Maybe I might even let her be the Mistress some nightWink Switch it up

I wont judge you if you don't judge ME oh great and powerful one.
I. Love. Mortal Kombat! Kitanananana
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#36
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(May 15, 2013 at 4:46 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I. Love. Mortal Kombat! Kitanananana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOYjtSumBRo
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#37
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
Kayennehnanana Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#38
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Dafuq is this?!?

* Jackalope runs off to find some people to eat.
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#39
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
Whoopsies! Slave escaped (ok she guilted me into letting her go)..please please send me a new slave that likes being a slave this time and doesn't have big watery doe eyes? One that will lick and suck not just suck? That one sucked big timeWink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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#40
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 17, 2013 at 1:49 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Whoopsies! Slave escaped (ok she guilted me into letting her go)..please please send me a new slave that likes being a slave this time and doesn't have big watery doe eyes? One that will lick and suck not just suck? That one sucked big timeWink

Such failure... hah.

Time's up, honey.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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