Come and get served by The Serveant!

[Tonus]

I should've known.

[Violet]

You get more bees with honey. Just sayin I wonder how many people besides my bud Tonus are reading this thread anyways? Tell you what Violet, I will let you off on your responsibility.. this time. Since you're a new deity I shall give allowances for your lack of omnipotence and your failure to know what I need before I do.

Now you're a smart girl, stay out of trouble. Well it's easy for you to say when you want that bee to go away... but some of us love the honey! Some of us love the honey... yeah the bees are making money!

More than just you two, I don't bother to ask who is reading a post I write today... instead I ask: who is reading a post I write... a century from now? A millennia from now?

I've no responsibilities to you.

If I'm a 'new' deity... I really have to wonder just what an old deity is

Obviously... I didn't care what you needed: I only did as you asked. Jesus was right, man: there's just no pleasing some people.

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You get more bees with honey.

B-but... the bees make the honey.

Oh no... is that how the serveant keeps her prices so low? By stealing from the bees???

Stealing? How could you accuse me of such?

It's more that I gently, and out of the kindness of my heart, remove from the bees the great burden of the honey that they carry around with them... without even their asking: I relieve them of the weight that holds them down. Being a telepathic being, I hear their thoughts towards their honey... it's a bit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEK0hp6GXD8

I even free the gentle beefolk from the encumbrance vested upon them by that slave-driver of a whore they must call Queen on pain of death.

I'm a contender in the market, nothing more. What, would you rather she a monopoly?

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Don't ask don't tell. But, since you asked, the answer is that there's a whole underworld of bears. Thug bears doing the bidding of the Serveant, stealing honey from bees and baby elephants from their mamas. Its fucked up shit

What's fascinating about this, is that it's misattributed to me No matter... I've seen it all before.

[Tonus]

Stealing? How could you accuse me of such?

It's more that I gently, and out of the kindness of my heart, remove from the bees the great burden of the honey that they carry around with them...

But the bees don't carry honey. They carry pollen, in their calves. They use honey to spackle the walls. This is why you never see honeycombs in any fancy colors anymore. They can't paint until they cover up the blemishes. And we keep taking away their spackle!!!

It's just not right.

[Violet]

But the bees don't carry honey. They carry pollen, in their calves. They use honey to spackle the walls. This is why you never see honeycombs in any fancy colors anymore. They can't paint until they cover up the blemishes. And we keep taking away their spackle!!!

Bees carry honey back to their families (bees are largely gay, and they adopt) after work. It's these poor souls whom we assist: those dwelling outside the hive. Why do you think that so few do it? The Queen doesn't appreciate losing population to the resistance... and it's gotten to the point where only resistance or neutral queens allow outside-hive living. They have better production rates

It's just not right.

I agree: death to the Queen!

[Tonus]

Thinking outside the hive? I like that. That works.

And yes! Death to the Queen!



DONE!!!