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Poll: Which one of these shit bands is the shittiest?
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Of Monsters and Men, I mean come off it: they aren't a real band. All they've got going for them is like, one song, and that song was only theirs by the power of meth.
14.29%
1 14.29%
Imagine Dragons, with lyrics like these: who needs words? The only way to bear listening to their songs is if you don't know English. It's puke-inducing.
0%
0 0%
Muse. You've heard one Muse song? You've heard them all. Listening through their albums once is worse than 'it's a small world after all' on repeat for fifty years.
0%
0 0%
OneRepubllic, try having 'Somebody that I Used to Know' replayed endlessly overlapped with a couple of pedophiles: you have created a OneRepublic song. Maybe there's hope for the futur-THIS KIND OF BAND IS THE FUTURE.
28.57%
2 28.57%
Dream Theater, if they were more long-winded they'd manage to sail around the world without taking a second breath. I heard that they play their instruments by breathing on them. Like giving a BJ to a trumpet.
14.29%
1 14.29%
Beethoven. The guy was fucking deaf, and his music SHOWS THAT. I could randomly piddle my fingers around on a keyboard and I'd make better music. It is shit, and it should be allowed to die. FIND A NEW GODDAMN CRIPPLE.
14.29%
1 14.29%
I'm a hipster (and having a go at Beethoven? Fuck you, bitch!). I also suck giant donkey schlong <- if you select this option, you're owning up to that.
28.57%
2 28.57%
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We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
#11
RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
(May 25, 2013 at 1:39 pm)ElijahDrew Wrote: What's going to happen at the end of May?

Haha, he fooling. Obviously. Everyone knows, or it wouldn't be a sure thing, would it? Smile
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#12
RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
(May 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Don't be ridiculous... even if you had known each of them, and intimately: you still would have picked donkey schlong. Smile

Well that's true. But I needed an excuse either way.
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#13
RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
CleanShavenJesus Wrote:I hate all of these options, but I liked Muse before their newest shit album.

That means you should pick the last one, fucking hipster.

Every Muse album ever has been shit.

Quote:Don't you dare insult Beeth Oven!

I already did... and I'll do it again without nary a care: his music is worthless, he was an angry cripple, and he deserves to be forgotten.
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#14
RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
(May 25, 2013 at 2:25 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
Quote:Don't you dare insult Beeth Oven!

I already did... and I'll do it again without nary a care: his music is worthless, he was an angry cripple, and he deserves to be forgotten.

I know you're joking, but still
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#15
RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
(May 25, 2013 at 2:27 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: I know you're joking, but still

I assure you: I'm not. I have Moonlight as a ringtone, and having to hear it every time someone texts me? *barf*

Unfortunately... it's moderately quiet, and it's distinctive, so I don't have to worry about it annoying a passer-by, but I'll also know it's my phone every time.

Its terribleness assists also in causing my haste to end the annoyance.
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#16
RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
I must be getting old, because I've only heard of Dream Theater out of all of these.
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#17
RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
I voted dream thatre, though I still fight the disease of hipster every day. I liked some of those songs. I also have a love for plaid shirts and old looking clothes. ;-; I'm fucking doomed.
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RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
(May 25, 2013 at 5:13 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I must be getting old, because I've only heard of Dream Theater out of all of these.

Never heard of Beethoven? This is a good sign.

(May 25, 2013 at 6:44 pm)Gearbreak Wrote: I voted dream thatre, though I still fight the disease of hipster every day. I liked some of those songs. I also have a love for plaid shirts and old looking clothes. ;-; I'm fucking doomed.

Like them or not... they're very clearly shit Smile

I love some of the styles form the 60s, 70s, and 80s... but I certainly don't wear them because of their age.
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RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
Who is your favorite artist, Violet?
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RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
I will admit those were all shit. I still sadly enjoyed one of them. The hipster in me loves tom waits though. The me in me loves tom waits.
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