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An Invitation
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An Invitation
Oh ye who don't believe, have you not heard of the majesty of the Celestial Teapot? Repent now and be saved! All you have to do is read the Holy Tea Leaf Manifesto and accept, in your heart, the fact that there is a teapot somewhere in the asteroid belt. Do that and you will enter a hereafter where the righteous enjoy the best blends of tea imaginable. Refuse to do this and you will enter a hereafter where the damned only have stale tea.
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#2
RE: An Invitation
Bertrand, is that you?
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#3
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[Image: Spaghetti_Monster.jpg]

The FSM rules here.....and he hates tea!
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#4
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Sorry, I'm a coffee man.
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#5
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(May 30, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: Spaghetti_Monster.jpg]

The FSM rules here.....and he hates tea!

That abomination is a corruption of the original texts. The Celestial Teapot is the original of originals and the truest of trues.

(May 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Sorry, I'm a coffee man.

Blasphemy! If I had it my way you would be boiled in he stalest of teas, as is custom in my homeland for wretches like you.
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Quote:That abomination is a corruption of the original texts. The Celestial Teapot is the original of originals and the truest of trues.


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Jesus Stoning
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RE: An Invitation
Cato silently opens up for business:

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(May 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm)cato123 Wrote: Cato silently opens up for business:

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Pardon me, sir, but how much for a rock?
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Pardon me, sir, but how much for a rock?
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One of these will suffice:

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RE: An Invitation
(May 30, 2013 at 2:18 pm)Ryantology Wrote:
(May 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm)cato123 Wrote: Cato silently opens up for business:

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Pardon me, sir, but how much for a rock?

I have some very good quality rocks from the mountains of the south of Portugal!
Only 1k€ per 1kg + shipping and handling!
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