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Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
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Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
This crossed my mind:

invisible Pink Unicorn + invisible Tea Pot + invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster = Holy Trinity

Discuss.
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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
and why?
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#3
RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
No, the holy trinity is the mouth, anus, and vagina.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(June 2, 2013 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: No, the holy trinity is the mouth, anus, and vagina.

In that order?
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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
There's lots more to be discussed. For example, just off the top: who is the father? the son? the holy ghost? Who would be better at dying, and then resurrect after three days? Damn! There's so much here... oh wait, this was done before, riiiiiight?

EDIT: mouth, anus, and vagina... not bad, not bad at alll...
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We have evidence that the Spaghetti Monster exists, just like Jesus existed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg

This must mean that the Spaghetti Monster in the Son.
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water

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(June 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: In that order?

Depends on what denomination you are.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(June 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Depends on what denomination you are.

Krauts.


We prefer to have zthe oral and zthe anal sex.... in zthe alphabetical order.
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You never go ass to mouth.
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(June 2, 2013 at 10:17 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: You never go ass to mouth.
LIAR.

Tongue
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