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Dumb Things Theists Say
#41
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(July 3, 2013 at 10:14 am)Brian37 Wrote: Anyone can look at a tiger and a domestic house cat and deny evolution is one deluded fuck!

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#42
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
Look up the Silver Fox Experiment. Russian scientists domesticated it, and it was so different that they had to name the result something else because it was an entirely new species.

There was also a fruit fly experiment done where one group was separated from the first, and over a long period of time, the descendants of the second group were reintroduced to the first. They could no longer interbreed, just like what happens when you try to breed a dog with a cat.

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#43
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(July 3, 2013 at 12:05 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Look up the Silver Fox Experiment. Russian scientists domesticated it, and it was so different that they had to name the result something else because it was an entirely new species.

There was also a fruit fly experiment done where one group was separated from the first, and over a long period of time, the descendants of the second group were reintroduced to the first. They could no longer interbreed, just like what happens when you try to breed a dog with a cat.

EVALUSHUN!

I just watched that tonight, they still call it a fox and say it's still of the specie Canine, what was done would have not occurred in nature, and it was accomplished by a higher brain. The foxes that were breed to be more passive would not have survived in the wild, that's how selection for the fittest in an environment works, not to change the species but to make it stronger so it can survive.
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#44
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
I'd just like to take the opportunity to congratulate you on your textbook contribution to the "Dumb Things Theists Say" thread, G-C.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#45
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(July 3, 2013 at 10:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: I just watched that tonight, they still call it a fox and say it's still of the specie Canine

*Puts on lab coat.* Canine is not a species. Canidae is a family classification, under which numerous individual species (fox, by the way, is a tribe of the canid group, listed under Vulpini) which itself needs to be classified further down through genus and then into species. That's why you have silver foxes, red foxes, etc.

Quote:what was done would have not occurred in nature,

And in what evolutionary text did you read that evolution must only occur in nature? Artificial selection is still selection.

It's strange, your contention here seems to be "oh sure, that definitively evolutionary process occurred, but it doesn't count because people did it!"

Quote:and it was accomplished by a higher brain.

Higher than yours, certainly.

Quote:The foxes that were breed to be more passive would not have survived in the wild

Thankfully, they didn't have to, thus allowing for the propagation of the evolutionary changes that occurred within them. Because evolution doesn't say they had to survive; just that the changes happened. And they did.

You idiot.

Quote:that's how selection for the fittest in an environment works

Natural selection is not survival of the fittest. The "fittest," whatever that means, are not necessarily the only ones to survive, nor are they even the most likely. Evolution selects against negative traits, not for positive ones. Even neutral traits can persist, depending on the selection pressures.

But then, I bet you don't understand a lot of those words, having never bothered to study this before you declared it all wrong.

Quote:not to change the species but to make it stronger so it can survive.

Not really. Like I said above, what matters is that the changes happen, not that they make sense to you. Evolution is changes within a species, and those have happened. You saw them. No matter your contentions, at root, you agree that evolution happened.

Everything else is just cognitive dissonance.
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#46
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(July 3, 2013 at 12:00 am)Godschild Wrote: Laugh all you want you still can't prove it, so the last laugh will be on you.

I can only assume you are referring to your own beliefs and are being ironic.
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#47
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
I mean it's like talking to a child, a child who refuses to learn. Fuck.

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(July 4, 2013 at 7:17 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: [Image: karl_pilkington_cartoon.jpg]

Karl Pilkington.

He has a website now.

http://www.karlpilkington.com/index_order.php



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#49
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
I would add to the list any statement that invokes the Holy Spirit as some sort of invisible guide that allows them to see the truth where others see lies.
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#50
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
Ah, the old "I know a secret that you don't and that makes me special!" ploy, eh?

(July 4, 2013 at 2:44 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 3, 2013 at 10:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: and it was accomplished by a higher brain.

Higher than yours, certainly.

I might just add that all these "higher brains" did was set up the conditions necessary for the foxes to be able to do the hard part by themselves, essentially recreating the natural environment - which is the whole point of these experiments. If living organisms didn't have the capacity to breed and evolve built in already, it's hardly likely that scientists would be able to get them to do it. And what purpose would that serve, if they were presenting findings that weren't there? How's that evolutionary conspiracy thing coming along there, G-C? Smile

I forget who said this and can't be arsed to look it up, but no matter how sophisticated the science the easiest way to make babies (for the most part Angry) is through unskilled labour.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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