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Poll: Am I an arrogant cunt?
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Yes.
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You're just awesome.
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2 25.00%
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Self-Expression Thread.
#11
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
(August 12, 2013 at 9:30 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Why can't I select both poll options?

I know, I had the same dilemma. I opted for 'Yes' because I wanted him to have more confidence. If I tell him he's *just* awesome, well... what's he got to try for anymore? Awesome is all he'll ever be. LAME-O. (edit: I wonder if that counted as Freudian... if so, Evie? Get over here, and let's have us a banging good time)

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So... a thread about expressing oneself. Am I immediately disqualified, or should I like pick up 9/10ths of my posts here and jam them into this tiny misbegotten thread? Thinking

* Violet loves false dichotomy.

Nobody will understand the intended double-meaning here, but that's okay... I put it out there anyway. Someday someone smart is going to read this and they'll be all 'she's a genius!'... and that'll be some 50 years from now. This is why life sucks. And, knowing my luck, I will have passed away but the day before someone gets it. I'm expressing my contempt for the shallow minds of the forum populace (and humanity in general), but you clearly weren't cluing into that either. What, do I have to spell EVERYTHING out? I mention it because that'll take a long time... I'll just start with aardvark as an example.

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It'll take a while, you'll understand? <---- irrelevant, have you noticed that I rarely feel the need to do this? And then they give me weirdest member of the year 3(-4?) times in a row... the last two being LANDSLIDES ('avalanches', if you're being fancy). JUST because they can't pay attention to where the train of thought is going and get off before their destination! They're so lost by that point that they don't even notice they're not where they were going.

... Okay, I admit: the tentacle pornography, horrific abuse of shampoo bottles and deodorant sticks, defense of generally under-defended parties (such as trannies, men, (a)theists <-[company dependent], pedophiles, and nonhumans), persecution of oft-accepted/loved parties (such as bananas, feminists, and the common whore (because fuck her)), and my rule-34-susceptible uncontrollable lust for pickles MIGHT also send some votes my way... but I'm pretty much certain that most of them are made without the full knowledge of even a meager quarter of the content within my posts in a given year.

Granted, if they did understand what I do, they'd give me the vote anyway. Then they'd make 15 more accounts with the express purpose of giving me more votes.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#12
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
You're fucking too good for words, but I used these words, just to tell you that.

I'll express myself more when I don't feel completely over-shadowed and dwarfed by you.

(Sorry for being an ass-licker (unless you don't mind, in which case I'm proud instead)).
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#13
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
(August 14, 2013 at 3:44 am)HalcyonicTrust Wrote: I'll express myself more when I don't feel completely over-shadowed and dwarfed by you.

(Sorry for being an ass-licker (unless you don't mind, in which case I'm proud instead)).

That's like saying you'll never express yourself Heart We can't have that, now... just because you're not the best in the world doesn't mean that you suck Smile

Who would mind having their ass licked? 0.o They sound weird.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#14
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
I admire your narcassism.
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#15
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suNsAIWYIL8

GO INSANE.

STARE.
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#16
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
I'd like to marry Zooey Deschanel, and if that's not at all possible, I'm willing to go gay for Hugh Laurie.
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#17
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
(August 14, 2013 at 3:30 pm)EvidenceVersusFaith Wrote: I admire your narcassism.

Not that it's relevant to anything here, but is "narcasm" a word? If not, it should be. Language, after all, is an evolving thing.

Also, I find it interesting that the Staff Log (with bannings and other such things) generally is very enthusiastically kudoed.

(August 14, 2013 at 3:30 pm)EvidenceVersusFaith Wrote: I admire your narcassism.

Not that it's relevant to anything here, but is "narcasm" a word? If not, it should be. Language, after all, is an evolving thing.

Also, I find it interesting that the Staff Log (with bannings and other such things) generally is very enthusiastically kudoed.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#18
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
Boy, what a crapacious posting job of mine.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#19
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
(...Shit... the following seems like a book about myself. Angel )

People don't like me. They're missing out.

(My ex mother in law yelled at me on Friday. Says I was never good for her son. Insert a lot of things she said here. I should hate her after everything she put me through in the last years. The truth is that I hopped on my car and cried the whole way home. Why the fuck? because I always wanted her to like me. FUCK.)

I am very difficult to be liked by people who have to see me every day. People that I meet every day at the bar or at restaurants, they like me right away. The people that have trouble "getting it" are those who have to interact with me every day. I'm too much. The ones that do like me, love me, but I've noticed they need a break from me every once in a while.

Those who prefer to stay away are really missing out. Yeah, I might be unpredictable in a very predictable way. Yeah, I do shift personalities. Yeah, I do say things that don't make sense at times. I do sexualize talk a lot. I do drink a lot. I do drive to places and get there an hour late (when it's not an appointment) because I stop at random places to take dorky pictures, or say something to someone I saw walking by just for kicks, or touch a brick just because I thought, "I've never touched that brick on that person's house before. I could continue driving, and it would never happen. If I touch it, though, then it means I was going to do it and I just don't know it right now. Fuck. I'm touching it." I get myself into tangled trouble a lot. I get myself out of it, though. It's a skill.

yeah, I am a freak. BUT... I will never be bored. I will never wish I filled my days with more awesomeness, because I do it all the time. I have everything! I might have issues, but fuck. If I could make me normal and likeable, but that would make my life be like any other of my co-workers, I wouldn't do it. I rather wake up in the morning with all those, "Oh shit. That happened!" Than..., "Oh shit. I don't want to wake up." Life is too short.

Plus, they do miss out. I'm a hell of a good friend. Part of my personality disorder makes me love in high scales. So my fucked up personality may benefit those who I love, because I would do anything for them. Fuck. If my friends and family knew just how much I would be willing to sacrifice for them, I'd probably be out in the street naked.

Shit. If I knew me outside of me, I'd love me, I'd fuck me, and then I'd hold hands. Shiyit.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#20
RE: Self-Expression Thread.
Life is cool. The world and its inhabitants that I'm spending my life aren't. Well, the world is cool, but it won't be for long - because inhabitants mentioned prior. I only mean one biological group of inhabitants, by the way - humans. Most humans are like really bad parasites. A parasite takes what it 'needs' and also prioritises its hosts survival. Humans take what they 'want' and don't give a fuck whether what they're doing is destroying their host - the earth.

So me? I prettymuch just escape to a world of fantasy, ignoring the petty humans. Be it anime, video-games, books or just my own imagination.

#FUCKTHAPOLICE
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