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My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
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My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
I would like to post an obituary.

If you don't mind.

Todd Strickland, has died.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=...62&fref=ts

Todd, was my brother Eric's, best friend.

My brothers

Life long friend.

And God killed him, for no apparent reason, two days ago.

And that is a noteworthy event.

He was about 45.

And his heart stopped, for no reason.

People who do not say grace.

Will run into this, over and over, NOW.

Even people, I know.

Some additional obituaries.

Of people who just died, for no reason.

The young black actor, on "Rizzoli and Isles", Lee Thompson Young.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Thompson_Young

The young girl from "That Seventies Show", Lisa Robin Kelly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Robin_Kelly

So

I am like kidding.

Ya.

Sure.
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#2
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
[sarcasm]

Of course! Absolutly! Always! Correct!!!!!

The right way to write a obiuary is to start it by boasting your own name out loud!

[/sarcasm]
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
(August 24, 2013 at 5:13 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: [sarcasm]

Of course! Absolutely! Always! Correct!!!!!

The right way to write a obituary is to start it by boasting your own name out loud!

[/sarcasm]





My dear.

A message, from Mark Dreher.

Is the most important message, you could POSSIBLY get.

But if it is "unsigned".

How would you know

It is from me?

It could be from some human.

It could be from anyone.
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#4
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
What? why? We don't know who you are. We don't know your brother, and we don't know your brothers friend. Why post this here?
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#5
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
You have no idea what an obituary is, do you?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
(August 24, 2013 at 5:29 am)Insanity x Wrote: What? why? We don't know who you are. We don't know your brother, and we don't know your brothers friend. Why post this here?







The brother, of "The Lord Jesus Christ?"

You will, know him.

Trust me.

Why post this here?

To help you, of course.

On my introductory thread, I told you

"The bad people, are going to start dying".

Did I not say that?

And what is "a bad person?"

Well, to God, that is "someone who does not say grace".

The filth.

An audible, public, grace prayer, before EVERY MEAL.

Is what a normal person does.

And it is what anyone, who wants to live through this Holocaust

Will do.

Be normal.

Or

Don't be.

Is the fair for the day.

Thank you for asking.
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#7
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
What if I told you.

That nobody cares.

and that typing

like this

is retarded.

Nobody knows you

or even cares that you exist.

I'm pretty sure you're

either and idiot.

Or

An asshole.

Either way.

You bore me.
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#8
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
(August 24, 2013 at 5:35 am)Kayenneh Wrote: You have no idea what an obituary is, do you?






Todd, now functions, as a martyr.

He passed away, just so that "people hear about it".

He was someone, I knew personal.

And, if God is not going to save, MY OWN FRIENDS, who do not deserve it, since they do not say grace

How much mercy, is he going to give to you?

For not saying grace?

Not very much.

I assure you.

He kills my acquaintances, even mine.

If they do not say grace.

Think about that.
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#9
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
I liked Stevie better.
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
(August 24, 2013 at 6:06 am)Insanity x Wrote: I'm pretty sure you're

either and idiot.

Or

An asshole.

Either way.

You bore me.






Probably, an asshole.

You know, someone who is right.

But conflicts

With you.
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