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Let's PLAY BALL! :D

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Let's PLAY BALL! :D
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 31, 2013 at 4:16 am (This post was last modified: August 31, 2013 at 4:19 am by Violet.)
(August 28, 2013 at 5:47 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: We've already got boots...er.. peels on the ground on your homeworld. IT"S TOO LATE.

Better start collecting those species now, while you still can.

And then you realize that we, being Silicoid, are completely unaffected by this construct of carbon... and that none of your species could come within eight 'astronomical units' of our homeworld without dying from the radiation of Cryslon. Smile

Yes, we have a few samples, for example: Elvis.
(August 28, 2013 at 9:27 pm)Tonus Wrote: Uh... I think you're swallowing it all wrong. Nostrils are for breathing.

We don't 'breathe'. Dodgy
(August 29, 2013 at 8:17 am)Walking Void Wrote: I think Violet confused banana peels with head crabs. It is just a matter of time before an alien breaks through her abdomen.

The peels are harmless. They're the vehicle by which bananas lure their unsuspecting victims.

It's the seeds that'll fuck you up.
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 31, 2013 at 7:54 am
(August 31, 2013 at 4:16 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(August 28, 2013 at 9:27 pm)Tonus Wrote: Uh... I think you're swallowing it all wrong. Nostrils are for breathing.
We don't 'breathe'. Dodgy

Not with a banana wedged in your sinus cavity. Undecided
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 31, 2013 at 8:00 am
(August 31, 2013 at 7:54 am)Tonus Wrote: Not with a banana wedged in your sinus cavity. Undecided

Find me a sinus cavity on a silicoid. Nono, go on Smile Look for one.

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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 31, 2013 at 8:09 am
But I ran out of surgical gloves. Sad
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 31, 2013 at 3:13 pm
(August 31, 2013 at 8:09 am)Tonus Wrote: But I ran out of surgical gloves. Sad

They would have dissolved anyways Smile
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 31, 2013 at 7:36 pm
Oh, those silicoids! They're such practical jokers.
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