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Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!

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Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
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Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 1:06 pm
It's a sick & twisted world when this is allowed!!

Rabbi Explains why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good!?!



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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 1:14 pm
Orthodox Jews are seriously creepy. It's like their God is a nitpicky bastard who just made up a 1000 stupid rules that really have no relevance to anything. As for a reply to this moron, nobody who is circumcised medically ends dying of herpes like happens a couple of times a year in the Orthodox community. Obviously it's not the safer method.
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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 1:35 pm
Hitchens has an absolutely terrific segment in 'Why God Is Not Great' addressing this very subject.

I should be used to it by now, but I'm continually amazed at the amount of dangerous crap the faithful are able to get away with under the guise of 'protecting religious freedom'.

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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 1:56 pm
Quote:It's like their God is a nitpicky bastard who just made up a 1000 stupid rules that really have no relevance to anything.


Almost as if he was invented by a bunch of retarded old perverts, huh?
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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 2:08 pm (This post was last modified: August 31, 2013 at 2:12 pm by Kayenneh.)
Yeah. Yuck!

EDIT: Antiseptic human saliva?! Fucking idiot!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 2:16 pm
(August 31, 2013 at 1:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:It's like their God is a nitpicky bastard who just made up a 1000 stupid rules that really have no relevance to anything.


Almost as if he was invented by a bunch of retarded old perverts, huh?

All religions seem to have a phallic obsession but Judaism is really obsessed with penises and what you are supposed to do with them or where to put them.
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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 2:20 pm
What fine priests they'd make!
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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 2:48 pm
(August 31, 2013 at 2:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What fine priests they'd make!

If the Temple ever gets rebuilt, the kohanim will be too busy eviscerating livestock to accept your compliment. :p
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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 3:30 pm
Happy that they are a small minority.
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RE: Rabbi - why sucking a baby's penis in circumcision is good?!
August 31, 2013 at 3:41 pm
(August 31, 2013 at 3:30 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Happy that they are a small minority.

That belong in the oven! AMIRITE Germans? (Get it, because he's German.)

P.S. Joking.
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