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So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
#21
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
So it's over. they got angry after someone posted this
man, on 04 Sept 2013 - 02:56 AM, said:



For those that believe, no proof is necessary. For those that dont believe, no proof is possible.



True.
And I responded, no offence but that is bullshit
So now I'm under a morderater reveiw
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#22
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
They hate it when reality infringes on their fantasies.

Most idiots are that way.
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#23
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
(September 3, 2013 at 7:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Well i did tell them that jesus was likey schizo and used a scholarly article to back it up.

Worthy Christian Forums: Terms Of Use - Wrote:Our desire is to provide a Christian-friendly, family oriented atmosphere online.

I have to ask whether you seriously expected something different after reading this at the top of the forum's terms of use. Sounds to me like you went looking for an excuse to pat yourself on the back.


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#24
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
(September 4, 2013 at 3:17 pm)apophenia Wrote:
(September 3, 2013 at 7:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Well i did tell them that jesus was likey schizo and used a scholarly article to back it up.

Worthy Christian Forums: Terms Of Use - Wrote:Our desire is to provide a Christian-friendly, family oriented atmosphere online.

I have to ask whether you seriously expected something different after reading this at the top of the forum's terms of use. Sounds to me like you went looking for an excuse to pat yourself on the back.


Not really, I was wondering how they would go about converting people and why people should believe and someone asked me who the lord jesus was to me so I answered honestly.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Reply
#25
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
*Draws sword* Convert or die....did that work?
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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#26
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
(September 4, 2013 at 6:48 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: *Draws sword* Convert or die....did that work?

*Claps battle axe on iron bossed sheild. Wonna see where thus ends?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Reply
#27
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
When did this turn into an RP thread?
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#28
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
(September 4, 2013 at 12:38 am)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, when you were a kid didn't you have an invisible friend...

Yep.

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I had a couple others too.

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Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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#29
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
(September 4, 2013 at 11:44 pm)Rahul Wrote:
(September 4, 2013 at 12:38 am)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, when you were a kid didn't you have an invisible friend...

Yep.

[Image: jesus-bleu-mauve.jpg]

I had a couple others too.

[Image: stock-illustration-8557273-easter-bunny.jpg]

[Image: santa-claus.jpg]

[Image: toothfairy.jpg]

Atleast the easter bunny doesn't ask for you to love it more then your mother
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Reply
#30
RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
Interestingly, I issued a similar challenge on my tiny corner of the blogosphere a couple of years ago ("Sell me your god!", for the record and the morbidly curious). The primary difference was that I didn't go out with my soapbox and megaphone, I invited the flies to step into my parlour. Which, on reflection, may have been a key factor in the secondary difference, which is that my audience mainly consists of my Dad and a few friends, none of whom were in a position to play. So the great experiment sort of got put on hiatus - a fancy euphemism for 'I had better things to do'.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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