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Tea-Bagging Douchebag
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Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 11:16 am
should only know that the Founding Fathers were fucking their slaves!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/28/te...-go-ahead/

Quote:“Our founding fathers knew that if we went this direction, there was no more moral compass and you won’t be able to explain to your children — you’ll have to face the fact that we lost holding the line on one of the most principle issues in the Bible, and that is sex is not about fun,” he remarked. “If you want to have fun, read a book, go to a movie. Sex is about the procreation of children. It’s a sacred responsibility that is meant by God to have men and women commit their lifetime to children.”

People who do not learn from history are condemned to reinvent it for their political agenda.
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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 11:17 am
Aw, grandpa, just because you haven't been laid since Korea doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.
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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 11:31 am
Facepalm
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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 11:51 am
I imagine he's tons of fun in the sack.
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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 11:57 am
I bet he has a secret gay lover with whom he goes to raves and smokes meth.
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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm
(September 7, 2013 at 11:57 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: I bet he has a secret gay lover with whom he goes to raves and smokes meth.

I bet he has a secret obsession with being the sender/receiver of having scrotum to the face. Being a tea-bagger, that is.
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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 12:40 pm
(September 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm)Walking Void Wrote:
(September 7, 2013 at 11:57 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: I bet he has a secret gay lover with whom he goes to raves and smokes meth.

I bet he has a secret obsession with being the sender/receiver of having scrotum to the face. Being a tea-bagger, that is.

Has anyone actually done this?
To be honest I can't see the attraction for either party involved.

Especially the view for the receiver of the testicles.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 2:13 pm (This post was last modified: September 7, 2013 at 2:17 pm by Walking Void.)
No idea, but it does carry a kinky or taboo label. It could be a small fetish.



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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 3:20 pm
(September 7, 2013 at 11:17 am)Ryantology Wrote: Aw, grandpa, just because you haven't been laid since Korea doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.

Hey, his $50 is just as good as anyone else's. And if he wasn't being taxed out of his mind by those fucking socialists, he'd not-enjoy sex a bit more often, dammit.
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RE: Tea-Bagging Douchebag
September 7, 2013 at 3:27 pm
Quote:At a conservative event in Oregon earlier this month, Corsi claimed leftist atheists like the American Civil Liberties Union were trying to use same-sex marriage to “take God out of Church.” He alleged leftists wanted to make same-sex marriage a constitutional right so that the government could crack down on Christians.

Facepalm

For the love of... yeah, dude, your Christian majority is so oppressed.

What. An. Idiot.
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