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Proof of God

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Proof of God
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#11
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 1:57 pm
Seriously strong cheddar... No fucking about!
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#12
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 2:05 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 12:35 pm)Deckard Wrote: I got home this evening... A bit peckish...

Maybe this is proof of the devil.
Perhaps the devil made you hungry?

It may just be evidence that you're
broke. I have meat in my fridge.

I'm going with the devil did it...
Who else would make a pickle
and cheese sandwich?
Pure Evil!!
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#13
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 2:08 pm
We must stamp out this sandwich-eating heresy.
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#14
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 2:11 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 1:41 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 1:34 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Notice how the OP downplays what style cheese?

Bloody convenient. I'm gonna guess aged Swiss...for multiple reasons.

You bastard! This is not up for interpretation!

Brie cause my understanding isn't Gouda 'nuff to be considered gospel here, I think I'll go to Iraq and start a Cottage industry proseltyzing the Kurds. Hopefully I won't go Bleu in the face with them, seeing as I'm an American.

(Phew! :p Man, I'm glad Parmesano Reggiano wasn't necessary.)
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#15
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Science constructs buildings, sandwiches knock them down.

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#16
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 2:31 pm
You ate the Cheese!

Weren't you told specifically not to eat the cheese? Who told you to eat the Cheese? Was it that snake?

Right - that's it - you are banned from the garden and you and all your children and their children after them ad infinitum are guilty of sin.

The cheese wasn't for you.

Now get out of my sight - and take that tart with you.
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#17
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 3:01 pm
Didn't have any tart... No Mr Kipling in slight
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#18
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 3:53 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 12:35 pm)Deckard Wrote: I got home this evening... A bit peckish... Opened the fridge and all I had was cheese... Opened the cupboard and the first things I saw was bread and branston pickle (small chunks).

God clearly gave me a sign... And he wanted me to have a cheese and pickle sandwich so I didn't die of light hunger...

How do you explain that dumbass atheists?!

I LOVE Jesus! Oops, sorry. I meant I love cheeses!
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 4:46 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:53 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: I LOVE Jesus! Oops, sorry. I meant I love cheeses!

Here, best of both worlds...

[Image: Glee-grilled-cheesus-article.jpg]
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#20
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 6:05 pm
OP, are You telling me that your pickles were cut, but not your cheese?

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