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What's everyone up to right now?
#11
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Actualy I am on skype with psych, I am in my underwear, I am reading the news, drinking orange juice and smoking here and then.

And yes I did come home from nightschool a fiew moments ago.

My mind is circling arround Rome 2 where I have currently built up a force of 5000 troops and stationed one half in sicily and the other in Milan, now I have to get a treaty with the northern celtic tribes so I can invade Carthege whilest keeping those stupid celts from marching through my back door.

Oh.

It`s my birthday

lol I almoust forgot
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#12
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(13th September 2013, 18:32)The Germans are coming Wrote: whilest keeping those stubid celts from marching through my back door.

That a euphemism? What sort of "back door" are we talking here? And do I really want to know?
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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#13
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(13th September 2013, 18:34)Stimbo Wrote:
(13th September 2013, 18:32)The Germans are coming Wrote: whilest keeping those stubid celts from marching through my back door.

That a euphemism? What sort of "back door" are we talking here? And do I really want to know?

No it`s not, the number of armies I can have in the game is limited, so going on a military campain always requires an assuance that the borders you leave unprotected are not disturbed.
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#14
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
That flew right over his head.
"We're all born naked and the rest is drag." ~ Ru Paul
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#15
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
It could have been a worse answer, I suppose. Small mercies and all that.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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#16
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Happy Birthday half naked German!

Stimbo here might not want to know but I sure doWink

*disappointed, a little, with the answer.. ah well
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"It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid."  (Luke 16:17 NAB)

Luke 12:51-52
51 "Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division." 52 "For from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three"

Matthew 10:34-35
34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." 35 "For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law."
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#17
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(13th September 2013, 18:40)Stimbo Wrote: It could have been a worse answer, I suppose. Small mercies and all that.

The German translation of the word "Cock" or "Dick" is "Schwanz". Schwanz does not mean penis but tail, but it used as a slangword for Penis just like "Ritze" is used as a slangword simmilary as the word "Pussy".

I know people who constantly giggle when hearing the word when one is taliing about pets or whatever. I dont know if it is different where you are from, but people here who keep giggling when they hear a potentialy or absolutly non sexual reference are considered to be ditch digger material.

Are sexual euphemisms wity and part of comedy in the UK?

We Germans dont need any, we just outright talk about sex in a a structured, orderly, disziplined and alphabeticaly ordered manner like one does when getting a licence for something. Tongue
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#18
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Sexual euphemisms, and lavatorial ones for that matter, are the foundations of our entire culture. The "Carry On" films would have been impossible without them, and then the world would have been denied the sight of Barbara Windsor getting de-bra'd. The Universe would never have forgiven us.
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(13th September 2013, 18:50)Stimbo Wrote: Sexual euphemisms, and lavatorial ones for that matter, are the foundations of our entire culture. The "Carry On" films would have been impossible without them, and then the world would have been denied the sight of Barbara Windsor getting de-bra'd. The Universe would never have forgiven us.

Well, they are considered to be "lower class" here. Unfortunatly.
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#20
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Over here as well, probably. Gerald Thomas, the director of the Carry On films, was once asked by some snobby 'proper' film director if he was still "making the same old shit". Thomas replied "If you think money is shit, then yes I am."
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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