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Ivy made me do it!

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Ivy made me do it!
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 19, 2013 at 9:51 pm
Hey Beavis, David said 'orgies'...

Uh, ha, hum, ha, he he, eh hem, ha, bwah ha, howdy ho.....
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 19, 2013 at 10:11 pm
(September 19, 2013 at 8:58 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Maybe so, but staff keeps me limited to the room used by Cthulhu Dreaming and a donkey named Señor Backsides.

Yes, and you know precisely why that is. Now you just sit and think about what you did until the donkey's finished with CD.
Hi new guy! Yes, ivy has that effect on most of us. Consider yourself lucky you're amongst fiends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 12:25 am
(September 19, 2013 at 8:58 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 8:51 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Hey! 'Scuse me, but I don't have a sausage Angel

Maybe so, but staff keeps me limited to the room used by Cthulhu Dreaming and a donkey named Señor Backsides.

Trust me, you're better off not using something after I've used it.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 2:45 am
(September 19, 2013 at 8:51 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 8:46 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Hullo! Tell Paco(Pink tACO) hi as well.

The orgies were suspended until she got back, by the way...damned sausage fest otherwise.

Hey! 'Scuse me, but I don't have a sausage Angel

I'd offer you mine but its not very fresh.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 2:56 am (This post was last modified: September 20, 2013 at 2:56 am by Mystical.)
hi new guyWink orgies are indeed suspended..everything's suspended! Without Ivy I have no Want for orgies or bacon or pillow fights or onesies. I'm a sad sad bunny without the honey Sad
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 3:00 am
Welcome Enjoy the forums!
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 5:50 am
(September 19, 2013 at 8:41 pm)Davidthegoliath Wrote: srsly she said .org stands for orgies! so I'll just be here lurking in the corner watching the atheistforums orgies till I feel like adding my piece ;D

Hello, hello and welcome! Orgies, yeeees.. I've been trying to get these louts to have a nice, visual G+ Hangout Orgy with me for months, but no one seems to take the bait, and that makes me really sad.
Give Ivy a high five/hug (depending on what's suitable) from me, will you? Smile

(September 19, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Zazzy Wrote: And many of the posts I've seen here indicate that this forum is mostly XY. True?

Actually, we have a lot of lovely ladies here, even lovely ladies with a set of XY. Me, Becca, Luckie, Lilly, Summer, Annik, just to mention a few Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 5:56 am
(September 20, 2013 at 5:50 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 8:41 pm)Davidthegoliath Wrote: srsly she said .org stands for orgies! so I'll just be here lurking in the corner watching the atheistforums orgies till I feel like adding my piece ;D

Hello, hello and welcome! Orgies, yeeees.. I've been trying to get these louts to have a nice, visual G+ Hangout Orgy with me for months, but no one seems to take the bait, and that makes me really sad.
Give Ivy a high five/hug (depending on what's suitable) from me, will you? Smile

(September 19, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Zazzy Wrote: And many of the posts I've seen here indicate that this forum is mostly XY. True?

Actually, we have a lot of lovely ladies here, even lovely ladies with a set of XY. Me, Becca, Luckie, Lilly, Summer, Annik, just to mention a few Tongue

Now there's something I didn't know - all of you lovely ladies are XY.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 6:02 am
(September 20, 2013 at 5:56 am)max-greece Wrote: Now there's something I didn't know - all of you lovely ladies are XY.

Shit.

Uh, yeah, poor phrasing on my part. Ahem. Two lovely ladies with XY, the rest of us should be XX Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 6:47 am
(September 20, 2013 at 6:02 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(September 20, 2013 at 5:56 am)max-greece Wrote: Now there's something I didn't know - all of you lovely ladies are XY.

Shit.

Uh, yeah, poor phrasing on my part. Ahem. Two lovely ladies with XY, the rest of us should be XX Big Grin

Just teasing you - we all make mistakes from time to time. Its just that one had my laughing like a Hyena for about 20 minutes - not sure why - it wasn't that funny - but it tickled me.
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