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Ivy made me do it!
#21
RE: Ivy made me do it!
Is this a sausage fest? It is. The women we have around are precious! Oh, wait, did that sound creepy or rapy? Panic
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#22
RE: Ivy made me do it!
Hi from the UK!

I have no need of orgies because I'm not single. Shame, I know but you ladies will just have to find someone else to vent your oestrogen on.
Sum ergo sum
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#23
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You're not fooling anyone, Kaye. We've all seen you lot around the boards - all you lovely ladies are triple-X at the very least. And I thought I was bad...

Wink
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
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(September 20, 2013 at 7:10 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I have no need of orgies because I'm not single.

That never stopped me and Sam. No really, it's true.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#25
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*edit
(September 20, 2013 at 7:10 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I have no need of orgies because I'm not single and currently have a value system that classifies extra-relationship sexual activity as harmful.

Sorry Stimbo, maybe some other time Cool Shades
Sum ergo sum
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#26
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(September 20, 2013 at 6:47 am)max-greece Wrote: Just teasing you - we all make mistakes from time to time. Its just that one had my laughing like a Hyena for about 20 minutes - not sure why - it wasn't that funny - but it tickled me.

I know Heart

And I'm really happy that I can make people laugh, even at my own expense Smile
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#27
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(September 20, 2013 at 7:44 am)Ben Davis Wrote: *edit
(September 20, 2013 at 7:10 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I have no need of orgies because I'm not single and currently have a value system that classifies extra-relationship sexual activity as harmful.

Sorry Stimbo, maybe some other time Cool Shades

I'm curious, what prompts the monogamy? Any specific reasons?

and someone forgot pineapplebunnybounce, IT chick, shell (although I haven't seen her lately), NORA FUCKING JONES! and...... ah fuckit, I'm forgetting some now too!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#28
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I've miss out on the orgies?
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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#29
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WHAT ORGIES?
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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#30
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This is the best orgy I've ever been in!

... and the only.
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