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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 7:03 am
(September 27, 2013 at 6:39 am)max-greece Wrote: This is a whole new real crap - straight from the Bull (see New Zealand - a place of honour - but that might take some selling).
Au contraire, mon ami, the masses love shit, especially with colorful sprinkles on top 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 8:16 am
It appears I did Madagascar a disservice. They have a religion of their very own: http://www.wildmadagascar.org/overview/l...liefs.html
Its not exactly what I had in mind, but the Bull works in mysterious ways.
Many thanks to the King of Madagascar for pointing out my error:
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 8:31 am
Sorry, I'm really trying to use pareidolia but I still don't see it.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 8:48 am
(September 27, 2013 at 8:31 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Sorry, I'm really trying to use pareidolia but I still don't see it.
Really? Crikey.
OK - try this:
The horns are either side of Saudi Arabia.
The eye is outlined in red.
The nose of the bull runs down the east coast of Africa and turns up into the mouth at Madagascar.
The west coast of India is the back of the bulls neck. The East cost leads up to the face of the rider and it curves around the top of his head to the hat at a jaunty angle.
See it now?
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 9:02 am
I see it!
I see it!
Thank you, max, the magnificent... OH THANK YOU; THANK YOU; THANK YOU!
How could I have been so blind? ... so oblivious to the bull!?!
It makes absolute sense!
The birthplace of mankind, right there near the nose, of course, what others said was clay... was in fact, snot! The bull made us from its own snot! Yes, of course, we then evolved and covered the bull, at first, then went off away from the bull, and that's when we became lost.
It's so painfully obvious, now!
We need to stop logging in Madagascar, we're taking the food away from the bull!! How can anyone do that?!?!
Max, you've shown us the reality... Max, you must get more advice from the bull, please, max... I need more!!
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 9:15 am
(September 27, 2013 at 2:54 am)max-greece Wrote: He also confirmed the following:
Homosexuality - not compulsory.
Hmmmm. I never really felt any pressure to be one.
Very cool post, though. Especially since you made someone refer to pareidolia. I'ma use that on the Subway people at breakfast when they make my egg-white flatbread.
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 9:51 am
(September 27, 2013 at 6:39 am)max-greece Wrote: That's the mouth - it doesn't count.
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That's what she said. :3
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 10:20 am
Took me a while but I can see it now. I guess I'm just not as faithful as everyone else.
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 10:47 am
(September 27, 2013 at 9:02 am)pocaracas Wrote: Max, you must get more advice from the bull, please, max... I need more!!
Somehow I sense this might be a great spot for that youtube you just put on Vinnnie's thread.
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 10:50 am
(September 27, 2013 at 10:47 am)whateverist Wrote: (September 27, 2013 at 9:02 am)pocaracas Wrote: Max, you must get more advice from the bull, please, max... I need more!!
Somehow I sense this might be a great spot for that youtube you just put on Vinnnie's thread.
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