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There is a god afterall

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There is a god afterall
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There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 2:54 am
But he's not your God.

He's the God that rides the Bull over the surface of the universe wearing a jaunty hat.

All the religions of the world have but a view of the real God. He came to me and explained it all.

Now I know you want evidence - so did I, so he showed me.

He signed the planet (highlighted in red):

[Image: earth.jpg]

Notice how the heads encompass the birthplace of all the world's great religions. Coincidence - I think not.

He is the bringer of laws and the rewarder from beyond the heavens. His rules are to be followed by everyone and can be summarized as follows:

"Don't be a cunt."

He also confirmed the following:

Science - go for it.
Homosexuality - not compulsory.
Equality - always.
Slavery - out.
Evolution - in.
Praying - out (sort your own problems out dipshit)
Temples - out.
Charity - in.
Paedophilia - out (seek counselling)
The universe - figure it out.

He welcomes questions through his prophet - Max, the not quite as magnificent as he would like to be.

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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 3:03 am
So, like...Australia is bullshit?
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 3:05 am
(September 27, 2013 at 3:03 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: So, like...Australia is bullshit?

Not its the back of the cape and the bulls arse (sorry australia). Hard to fit a 3d image into a 2d representation.

New Zealand, however.....
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 3:09 am
(September 27, 2013 at 3:05 am)max-greece Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 3:03 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: So, like...Australia is bullshit?

Not its the back of the cape and the bulls arse (sorry australia). Hard to fit a 3d image into a 2d representation.

New Zealand, however.....

Oh dear....
No creator in the heavens above (I am the lightning)
Rest your weary mind
No demons in the furnace below (I am the frenzy)
I have realized I AM GOD
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:01 am
Thank you Max, this just made my day Heart
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:13 am
(September 27, 2013 at 2:54 am)max-greece Wrote: Notice how the heads encompass the birthplace of all the world's great religions. Coincidence - I think not.

So, which religion came from Madagascar?
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:15 am
So it's confirmed: Saudi Arabia is extremely horny, baby.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:28 am
Hi! What a great post! Isn't this more or less how religion started? Making something of nothing?
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:35 am
(September 27, 2013 at 6:28 am)FMC Wrote: Hi! What a great post! Isn't this more or less how religion started? Making something of nothing?

What a great first post! Welcome!
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RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:39 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2013 at 6:44 am by max-greece.)
(September 27, 2013 at 6:13 am)genkaus Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 2:54 am)max-greece Wrote: Notice how the heads encompass the birthplace of all the world's great religions. Coincidence - I think not.

So, which religion came from Madagascar?

That's the mouth - it doesn't count.
(September 27, 2013 at 6:28 am)FMC Wrote: Hi! What a great post! Isn't this more or less how religion started? Making something of nothing?

Are you saying I made it up???

Look a the evidence - you don't get this kind of quality with your normal, run of the mill, monotheist crap - its written into the surface of the earth for crying out loud - check it out on your own Atlas - this ain't photoshop baby.

This is a whole new real crap - straight from the Bull (see New Zealand - a place of honour - but that might take some selling).

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