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How To prove Evolution is Fake
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How To prove Evolution is Fake



Here is the evidence we have all been asking for!Proof that evolution is fake!
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
(October 8, 2013 at 1:15 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:


Here is the evidence we have all been asking for!Proof that evolution is fake!

fail

Evolution explains the diversity of life and not the origin of life.
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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
I've seen this before. In a perfect world it would be illegal to be this stupid.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
Quote:"The food industry™ of the world DEPENDS....."
No; the food industry™ indeed depends on evolution to subsist.

I like beef, pork, chicken, fish, etc.... "Evolution" provides this.
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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
Peanut butter based life - for those with a brain the size of a peanut.

I will certainly never forget that video.

Dumb as a bag of wet mice.
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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
Isn't it astonishing how often the people who decry evolution are the people who least understand evolution?

I also never fail to be amused when people whose worldview includes talking bushes, talking donkeys, fish who swallow people, a boat with two (or seven) of every animal in the world, and a petulant God who curses a harmless fig tree, decided that biology is a 'fairy tale'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
Shit, they always think they're so smart when they talk about this shit, like they've found some clever counter to evolution... it's fucking hilarious.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
Notice the expert is an engineer and not a scientist.
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RE: How To prove Evolution is Fake
(October 8, 2013 at 6:08 am)Dragonetti Wrote: Notice the expert is an engineer and not a scientist.

All engineers are scientists, but not all scientists are engineers. In this case, a biological scientist should have been interviewed. But I agree with you in that it's ridiculous to be interviewing an engineer.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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