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And Man created God
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And Man created God
Here is an excerpt from a letter sent by a UFO young little green man to his Mom in
the outer space, after spinning around the earth for more than 40000 years with a.
speed near to the speed of light

…and it happened in the x-th year after Man, named also Homo Sapiens, came out from the savanna of Africa, that he decided to create God.
In the beginning he made lot of gods, called also idols but the master of them was God the almighty whom Man placed in a place called Heaven far away above the sun and the moon and the stars, a place where from things came down on earth as: light and darkness, rain and draught, lightning and thunderstorm ,winds mild or strong, a wonderful rainbow.
And Man decided to believe in Him putting Him in charge of his fate from the day of his birth up to the time of his death.
And Man conferred Him traits of his own human behaviour as : anger, compassion , cruelty, greediness, wisdom, creativity, revenge, closing of contracts with Man (and breaking them when it convenes Him, same as man do),clairvoyance of future, and so on.
And Man conferred him his own highest ranks of human society as : Shepherd, Lord, Lord of war ,Lord of heavens ,Father, King, King of kings, Judge, and so on.
Only one thing wasn't Man ready to share with God and this was Stupidity, this he leaved alone for himself.
And Man saw, after a time that God was alone and would willingly share His powers (or may be other pleasures) with a Goddess ,but he could not satisfy God's desire because at that time the human society was dominated by males ,women being hardly recognized as second rated persons. To create a Goddess and to seat her on His side would have caused a diminishing of His prestige.
Later on Man fathered for God a Son borne by a virgin and placed the virgin Mother in Heaven in a secondary function.

And Man saw that God was bored in an infinite Heaven so he split the Heaven in two parts: on one side was the garden of Eden with wonderful flowers, springs and eternal summer, as he saw in many places of the earth and on the other side a Hell full with fire and smoke as he guessed to be in the depth of earth, looking to the craters of volcanos.
And Mann populated the garden of Eden with Baby-looking angels who had wings and could fly as Man dreamed to be able to do some time in the future.
The Hell he populated with Satans black and frightening as the night, whose task was to bring Man in temptation, same as many humans did to their fellows on earth.
Latter on Man installed in Heaven an intermediate chamber called Purgatory,
equipped with super –nanotechnic wash machines which washed souls in an incredible speed.
And Man was happy to worship God inside of splendid buildings, called Churches,
Synagogues, Mosques, Temples which he built in His honour.

Now Man observed that the dominance of God upon him could not be absolute without written documents so he invented holly books. First he published legends about a lot of gods and their deployments in Heaven and latter on he edited more sophisticated books like the Thorah, the Gospel ,the Qur'an which became instantly best-sellers.
And Man was awfully afraid of death. The approaching of death gave him quivers.
So he consulted priests and doctors and came up with a splendid innovation separation of soul from his body which would give him the possibility to live after death in Heaven, disguised as a soul. The operation took place in a famous hospital and was carried out by a famous professor operator so that the operation succeeded above all expectations –the man died but his soul ascended instantly to Heaven.
Now if Man had a miserable life on earth he was sure that he will be compensated with a wonderful afterlife in Heaven.
He could also hope the all his enemies will go straight to Hell.

A special treatment was reserved in Heaven for suicide bombers who were supplied with an unlimited quantity of Viagra and could even benefit of the Heavenly garage for a change of organs, so they could satisfy 70 virgins put to their use, free of charge.

But an other problem aroused namely who will decide where to souls shall be directed, to Paradise or to Hell.
In course of times that problem will be a very strong weapon in the hands of priests who took over the privilege of decision about it.

Now after many years appeared a man who called himself Atheist and he went straight away to Man and spoke to him saying:
"Hello mister Man you know that you are a low-consciousness man, it's time to wake up I have come to raise your consciousness, armed with a strong weapon named science and am able to almost (!) disprove the existence of your God.
And Man said: "Easy now, mister you may be able to convince secularist people, creationists, ID-ists, theists and alike but devious religious people you might try in vain to convert them to your atheism, your effort will be fruitless. So let them be if they are happy with their God provided that they are honest people".
"What concerned the first category of afore mentioned people does your science have all the answers in order to disprove the God created by me, they still believe in?
"Er..er..er " said mister Atheist " almost all"
"What do you mean by almost all? it sounds like if you are talking about a half pregnant woman.
"Have a look mister Man "said the Atheist "the evolution of species was proved by a holly man named Darwin and what ever improbable feature of living creatures you will try to present to me I will prove that cumulative small steps linked causal between them have engendered in a long space of time just that feature."
"Fine, said Man, it is really convincing ,but what about non causal randomly linked events , as for instance the genetic drift, are they also still valid ?"
"It's a controversial; issue"
"Now, what about origin of life, said Man, what about the Earth being placed in the Goldilocks belt, what about the value 0.007 of the strong force, do you understand that these are issues where creationists ,ID-ists, theists as well as priests are threatening to devour you entirely, from head to toe, do you have also scientific answers?
"Sure, said mister Atheist, here I apply the anthropometric principle which says that things exist because if they wouldn't exist we wouldn't be here to see them."
"It's a fine piece of logic isn't it?, said Man. Why would you not say that our level of knowledge as men is limited , because we are a link in the chain of evolution so it is no shame to say loud and clear that there are things which science does not know to day but may be will know in the future or even never ,otherwise men would be God who they are not."
The answer was blown in the wind.
"I would like to ask you an other question "said mister Man.
"Go ahead" said mister Atheist.
"Why are people falling without any apparent reason ill or even die?
"Do you know that randomness of illness and death bring people even secularists to believe in Fate which is a last frontier of the belief in God?"
"Yes I do" said mister Atheist "but I have no answer to it"

Dear Mom, that is the end of the story I overheard, while I was spinning in my new brand saucer, made in outer China, around the Earth.
When it came to the last unanswered question I tried to shout down to mister Atheist: "Excuse me Sir, I know that you are a famous man ,so why would you not be able to admit as we do in outer space that causality and randomness are equal laws of nature? "This knowledge will give you the answer you need against believers in Fate.
"I presume that you are going to climb now the Mount of Improbability. "Take with you this letter of mine together with my signature that confirms in an undeniable way that God is a creation of Man and exists only in his mind but never in nature, it might help you.
"Beware of the creationist and priests who are feasting on the top of the mountain, they'll try to push you over the high cliffs."
Sorry to say Mom that he did not hear me and began to climb.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
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