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Would you employ this designer?
#1
Would you employ this designer?
Needs 13.72 billion years to prepare for a 200,000 year project.

Lets the project run for 198,000 years before getting to the point.

Charged with the design of both hardware and software creates a hardware design that's prone to massive failure, at risk of termination through day to day activities and places the main entertainment complex right next to waste disposal.

Meanwhile the software design contains 95% residual junk from the 4 billion years since the software project started.

Feel free to add your own.
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#2
RE: Would you employ this designer?
Has a massive 'god complex'.

When projects would benefit from a little face time, he's unavailable.

His managing style is a lawsuit just waiting to happen.
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#3
RE: Would you employ this designer?
Displays incompetent executive management by allowing racial, sexual, and gender discrimination by his junior management.
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#4
RE: Would you employ this designer?
I dunno I thought we'd get more than this...

Few more for ya:

Attempted to create night and day without the sun in place.

Let his son take the blame for his own mistakes and had him killed because of it.

Nearly destroyed the whole project when he left the taps on.

Took to communicating with his team through stone tablets in out of the way locations.

Launched biological weapons against his enemies.

Insisted no-one had the right to call him by name making all further communication difficult.
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#5
RE: Would you employ this designer?
Uses emotional blackmail/coersion as a tactic to gain new customers.

Subcontracts his work out to pedophiles.

Took no action when Mohammed and Joseph Smith infringed on his intellectual property rights.

Abused his authority by shagging one of the village trollops. (She was willing, but that's besides the point.)
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#6
RE: Would you employ this designer?
Didn't hire better ghost writers to tell his life story.
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#7
RE: Would you employ this designer?
Commonly orders members of the project to murder other memebers en masse, for trivial crimes
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#8
RE: Would you employ this designer?
lol love it
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#9
RE: Would you employ this designer?
Love this!!
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#10
RE: Would you employ this designer?
I would love to know where he tendered for this and what the agreed fees were.

Doesn't hold meetings with end-users of projects despite massive/detrimental errors.

Contravened all known health and safety regulations to complete a seemingly botched job (Lawsuit pending).

Was not gas safe registered (Exploding stars, potentially massive collateral damage).

Seemingly utilized incorrect plumbing fixtures when completing project on Earth (continual flooding on dry surfaces, tens of millions of killed and counting). Does not assume responsibility for repairs, refuses to answer court summons for compensation for end-users.

Refused to sub-contract to organizations with clear history of delivering large scale capital projects. Contravened (EU) tendering process and didn't provide evidence of getting 3 written quotations from contractors for works.
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