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Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
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Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
that I'm putting this one in politics!

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28183%29

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an emotional Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took to the Senate floor today to make an impassioned speech, telling his colleagues, “The dream of keeping poor people from seeing a doctor must never die.”

His eyes welling up with tears, Sen. Cruz said, “I embarked on this crusade with a simple goal: to keep affordable health care out of the reach of ordinary, hard-working Americans. And while this battle was lost, that dream—that precious, cherished dream—will live on.”
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#2
RE: Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
Oh they'll keep trying to fuck everyone over, just wait and see.

Borowitz is getting as good as the Onion at accurately portraying these idiots.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#3
RE: Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
Been a while since I've gotten a good laugh out of political satire. Hehe
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RE: Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
I simply cannot get over the fact that Ted Cruz bears an amazing resemblance to the infamous Chris-chan.

[Image: Chris_Chan_Muscle_Bra_Gif_by_Capn_Basch.gif]
[Image: Cruz2.gif]

Ted even sounds like him, though he's a lot more articulate:

Ted Cruz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaND49lLEoc&html5=1
Chris-chan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-12ug1cT0Q&html5=1

They're both Jesus-loving racist homophobes who think far too highly of themselves, so that works, too.
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RE: Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
Reason it's hard to satirize them, is because their real lives often appear like satires. :p Fact is stranger than fiction!
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RE: Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
Is honestly what he said?
[Image: grumpy-cat-and-jesus-meme-died-for-sins.jpg]

I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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