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The Zombie Survival Thread!
Mystical Offline
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 8:44 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 8:52 am by Mystical.)
No its just if I'm gonna sacrifice my life for you, you better be goddamned excited abouts it!

hey Ben? wwwwaaannnnaaaaaa beinmysupercoolbunnyzombieapocalypsesurvivalgroup?

bring the bis-- I mean guns. lots of guns Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 9:45 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 9:46 am by LastPoet.)
(November 6, 2013 at 8:23 am)Marvin Wrote: I don't think reality is sufficiently stable to have anything based on it, it's all wibbly wobbly.

Is there a requirement for reality to be stable? I though it was the other way around. Ah well, I assume you're one of those that like to spend time on the fringe of philosomasturbation. I sure hope you are not banking on solipsism, because as the definition goes, its pointless.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 10:09 am
Depends on your Bear Grylls rating. I score 6.5/10 Nutters. Some other important stats:

1. I can run 100m in less than 13 seconds. Might not be enough to outrun 'rage' zombies but I'd leave those Day of the Dead kind eating my dust.

2. I won a few schoolboy medals for shooting and am still damn accurate

3. I'm pretty good at DIY so I'd be able to help construct facilities although I'm no structural engineer

4. I'm an analyst so I'd be able to help the group generate & ratify survival strategy

5. I'm comfortable with repopulating the earth
Sum ergo sum
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 10:14 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 10:16 am by Marvin.)
what?
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 10:19 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 10:19 am by LastPoet.)
For a brief moment in time I though Marvin replied my post. Can you, for the sake of honesty repost your answer to me?
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 10:33 am
(November 6, 2013 at 10:19 am)LastPoet Wrote: For a brief moment in time I though Marvin replied my post. Can you, for the sake of honesty repost your answer to me?

I don't think so, perhaps if you remind me of the subject matter I could attempt to do so.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 10:38 am
8. Lone Wolf
3. Pragmatist
3. Mid-range

I'd find a place to bunker down in, and hole up for a while. I feel like in every zombie movie there's some asshole that gets drunk and shouts to loud or some shit that ends up jeopardizing the whole group. Fuck that. I'll run this I Am Legend style.
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 10:41 am
7/3/1
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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 10:46 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 10:47 am by Mystical.)
(November 6, 2013 at 10:09 am)Ben Davis Wrote: 1. I can run 100m in less than 13 seconds. Might not be enough to outrun 'rage' zombies but I'd leave those Day of the Dead kind eating my dust.

I'm a fast sprinter, and powerful jumper with a highly agile body designed to react quickly to danger. The average rabbit can run anywhere from 25 to 45 mph.

Ben Davis Wrote:2. I won a few schoolboy medals for shooting and am still damn accurate
I grew up a mountain girl amongst a bunch of cowboys with guns. I outshoot every one of them Tongue

Ben Davis Wrote:3. I'm pretty good at DIY so I'd be able to help construct facilities although I'm no structural engineer
I'm good at digging holes Tongue


Ben Davis Wrote:4. I'm an analyst so I'd be able to help the group generate & ratify survival strategy
I make a mean stew.

Ben Davis Wrote:5. I'm comfortable with repopulating the earth

That's what bunnies do bestest!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 6, 2013 at 11:08 am
7/8:1:3

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Mid-range: Assault rifles and carbines, hunting rifles, battle rifles, light machine guns...

I would support everybody but from a distance and the best weapons are always Assault rifles, learn then from the Left 4 Dead games.
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