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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 7, 2013 at 6:45 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 2:21 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.larknews.com/archives/217
And look how far the virus has eaten
Quote:TOPEKA — Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully abstained from sex during their 14-month courtship, have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to do so indefinitely.
“If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards,” Darla says.
They have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact, going about their normal lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of relational strain.
Looks like evolution by natural selection work in mysterious ways.
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 7, 2013 at 8:04 pm
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This is the result of my neurax worm of chastity(®) infecting all of the devoutly religious people on Plague Inc.
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 7, 2013 at 8:26 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 2:21 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.larknews.com/archives/217
And look how far the virus has eaten
Quote:TOPEKA — Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully abstained from sex during their 14-month courtship, have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to do so indefinitely.
“If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards,” Darla says.
They have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact, going about their normal lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of relational strain.
This is an old story, but really, this isn't really "Christian". God says in the Bible, "multiply".
We have the same nutjobs here in Turkey, though these people are just lone agents. Here, we have a sect that actively wants their members to live out lives of chastity and work on the behalf of their sect. I personally think they are dangerous for doing this. Turkish men and women who would normally have a family devote themselves to this dangerous philosophy which has nothing to do with religion, and do not produce children that constitute the future of the nation.
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 7, 2013 at 8:38 pm
(November 7, 2013 at 8:04 pm)Walking Void Wrote: This is the result of my neurax worm of chastity(®) infecting all of the devoutly religious people on Plague Inc.
Dammit I wish I thought of that. Instead my winning statement was "religion has enslaved humanity."
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 8, 2013 at 7:10 am
(November 6, 2013 at 5:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lark_News
Quote:Lark News is an online comedy website satirizing contemporary American Christian culture, specifically evangelicalism.[1] It is written by author and freelance journalist Joel Kilpatrick.[1]
Well played, Joel.
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 8, 2013 at 7:14 am
(November 7, 2013 at 8:26 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: We have the same nutjobs here in Turkey, though these people are just lone agents. Here, we have a sect that actively wants their members to live out lives of chastity and work on the behalf of their sect. I personally think they are dangerous for doing this. Turkish men and women who would normally have a family devote themselves to this dangerous philosophy which has nothing to do with religion, and do not produce children that constitute the future of the nation.
On the other hand, it means that the more gullible elements of Turkish society aren't breeding. This is not as bad as it might first seem.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 8, 2013 at 8:54 am
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Lemon, not to worry, the "neurax worm of chasity" is too many characters for the title bank anyhow!
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 8, 2013 at 9:27 am
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One of them is Godschild, the other is Muslim Scholar.
Inter-faith abstinence is so hot.
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 9, 2013 at 11:48 pm
(November 8, 2013 at 7:14 am)Tonus Wrote: (November 7, 2013 at 8:26 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: We have the same nutjobs here in Turkey, though these people are just lone agents. Here, we have a sect that actively wants their members to live out lives of chastity and work on the behalf of their sect. I personally think they are dangerous for doing this. Turkish men and women who would normally have a family devote themselves to this dangerous philosophy which has nothing to do with religion, and do not produce children that constitute the future of the nation.
On the other hand, it means that the more gullible elements of Turkish society aren't breeding. This is not as bad as it might first seem.
No. Its not about being gullible. This occurs because those people have nothing else to turn to that will provide a meaning for their lives. So they believe in an idea that tells them that by not marrying and having children, they're actually devoting themselves to God. This is the fault of the state, for not protecting these people against charlatans, by providing a correct religious education, and secondly, not providing these people with an ideal that they can devote themselves to. Otherwise, these people are example human beings. I know quite a many of them, and they are charitable, they are moral, law-abiding, good natured people, I never ever heard them cursing. I see a pure devotion in them, however misplaced that devotion is, as its not to God but to the whims and fancies of some Old man in America.
Bring them over to nationalism, and you would have a supply of well-educated and motivated people that will serve the interests of the nation, rather than the interests of a heretical sect.
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 13, 2013 at 9:44 am
Someone needs to send this couple the memo: "Sex isn't evil."
The lies of Christianity are endless.
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