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Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
Bipolar Bob Offline
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Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 4:32 pm
Hi everyone!

My name is Bob. I guess. And this is my introduction.

Why do I feel like the new kid standing in front of class?

Anyways, this is my introduction. I am new here, that means I just got here.

Well anyways, I am an atheist like most of you people. That means I don't believe in the existence of gods. But I call myself a functional atheist because while I don't believe in gods I like to think there is weird shit in the universe like the cupachabra, not because I seen compelling of goat-suckers I just like to think the world would be a much better place if it had terrifying night demons and that makes me happy, so i choose to believe in weird shit like Cthulhu.

Anyways nice to meet you all.

Bye,

That's it.
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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 4:41 pm
Welcome to the forums.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Cthulhu Dreaming may wish to speak to you about that.

Not my problem.

Welcome.
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Kayenneh Offline
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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 4:49 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2013 at 4:49 pm by Kayenneh.)
(November 6, 2013 at 4:32 pm)Bipolar Bob Wrote: Why do I feel like the new kid standing in front of class?

Because you are Wink

Quote:so i choose to believe in weird shit like Cthulhu.

You don't have to believe, Cthulhu is quite real and one heck of a moderator Wink

Quote:Anyways nice to meet you all.

Nice to meet you too! Welcome to AF! ^_^
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 4:55 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 4:32 pm)Bipolar Bob Wrote: i choose to believe in weird shit like Cthulhu.

You know, despite the "weird" slur, I think I like you.

I'll eat you first.
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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 5:10 pm
I like this one! Clap

Stick around, dude! Welcome Big Grin
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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 5:11 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 4:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'll eat you first.

Unfair!!!

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 5:33 pm
Hello!

I envy your visiting both poles....particularly the South! How cool(cold?) is that? Are the penguins as freaky as the movie Farce of the Penguins suggests? I'm guessing 'yes'.
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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 5:37 pm
Welcome Bipolar Bob (aka "The new guy")
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RE: Introduction:Because Everyone is doing it and I feel peer pressured
November 6, 2013 at 6:35 pm
Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!

*Runs away*
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