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Jesus is ______.
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#41
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 4:04 am
Jesus is not going to give you the courtesy of a reacharound. Ever.
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#42
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 4:10 am
(November 11, 2013 at 3:56 am)Esquilax Wrote: Counter-trolling, activate!

Jesus is the pink Power Ranger.

[Image: powerranger_60697.jpg]

Thats it I convert.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#43
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 4:43 am
Jesus is poop.

Poop Jesus!
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#44
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 4:45 am
(November 11, 2013 at 4:43 am)ToriJ Wrote: Jesus is poop.

Poop Jesus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVgNmrIfzQs

I just... such a perfect lead in. I couldn't have asked for more. Cool Shades
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#45
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 5:08 am
Jewish,
Over-rated,
Not the son of God,
misquoted,
dead,
not coming back,
possibly mythical,
one of many false messiahs,
obsessed with food,
probably gay,
not very good at carpentry,
prone to hallucinations,
conceptually superfluous,
a very bad idea,
a human sacrifice,
not very knowledgeable,
no doctor,

Just off the top of my head, of course.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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#46
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 5:27 am (This post was last modified: November 11, 2013 at 5:28 am by bennyboy.)
. . . kind, understanding, and intelligent (or just "gay" for shorthand)
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#47
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 6:19 am
Jesus is devoted.
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#48
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 6:41 am
(November 11, 2013 at 6:19 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is devoted.

You do this to yourself:

Jesus is a butt plug.

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#49
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 6:55 am
Jesus is..... a name.
Jesus is..... just a word.
Jesus is..... the anthropomorphized god taken to the extreme of anthropomorphism.
Jesus is..... the cheapest babysitter in the world! (doesn't even eat what you have in the fridge!)
Jesus is..... dead, according to all the figures where the guy is nailed to a cross.
Jesus is..... whatever you want him to be!
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#50
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 7:16 am (This post was last modified: November 11, 2013 at 7:17 am by T.J..)
(November 11, 2013 at 4:45 am)Esquilax Wrote: I just... such a perfect lead in. I couldn't have asked for more. Cool Shades

Poop Jesus was flushed for your sins.
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