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Will my sock puppets please stand up?

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Will my sock puppets please stand up?
Zen Badger Offline
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RE: Will my sock puppets please stand up?
November 14, 2013 at 6:39 am
Hello... My name is Zen and I used to be a sock puppet.

But then I discovered the love of Raptor Jesus and now I feel much better.

Thank you.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Will my sock puppets please stand up?
November 14, 2013 at 6:45 am
(November 14, 2013 at 1:07 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: *raises hand*

Oh dear, now I have to ban myself.

You cannot ban yourself, there is a Klingon battlecruiser on the way.
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Ben Davis Offline
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RE: Will my sock puppets please stand up?
November 14, 2013 at 7:45 am
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Sum ergo sum
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Violet Offline
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RE: Will my sock puppets please stand up?
November 14, 2013 at 10:15 pm (This post was last modified: November 14, 2013 at 10:16 pm by Violet.)
Well, this is embarrassing.

* Violet DARES the staff to act on their newfound knowledge!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Jackalope Offline
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RE: Will my sock puppets please stand up?
November 14, 2013 at 10:28 pm
(November 14, 2013 at 10:15 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Well, this is embarrassing.

* Violet Lilly Blossom DARES the staff to act on their newfound knowledge!

They can't. They're all TEGH socks too. Even Tiberius.

Especially Tiberius.
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c172 Offline
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RE: Will my sock puppets please stand up?
November 14, 2013 at 10:39 pm
Actually, I have We Were Promised Jetpacks stuck in my head.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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