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Prayer does not work

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Prayer does not work
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RE: Prayer does not work
November 20, 2013 at 12:49 pm
Waterloo probably plays this version. Not bad.
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RE: Prayer does not work
November 20, 2013 at 1:00 pm
(November 20, 2013 at 12:49 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Waterloo probably plays this version. Not bad.

My brother, you need the love of iron Maiden in your life.

Fetch me an old guitarist and a young guitarist, a bell book and candle, we're doing us an exorcism!!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Prayer does not work
November 22, 2013 at 8:18 am
(November 20, 2013 at 1:00 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(November 20, 2013 at 12:49 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Waterloo probably plays this version. Not bad.

My brother, you need the love of iron Maiden in your life.

Fetch me an old guitarist and a young guitarist, a bell book and candle, we're doing us an exorcism!!

Never really got into them but I am sure there are a couple of their songs
I would remember if I heard them and would like them. Just because I like ABBA does not mean I don't like other types of music. I also like Megadeath and Metallica and Queen and big band music and some classical and some funk and contemporary Jazz, and a tiny bit of country depending on message.

Before ABBA the girls were in a band called "The Hootenannies". But went on as ABBA to do rock songs like "Watch Out" which sounds more like KISS.

I also like REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Rush, Styx, Paula Abdul, Harry Connic Jr, Weird Al.

Little know underground rock god Yingwie Malmsteen did a ABBA cover "Gimme Gimme Gimme", kicks ass.
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#74
RE: Prayer does not work
June 4, 2014 at 3:59 am
We need to do another study where we get a few private games of football. In 50% of them, clergy members and scientists and a metric shitton (96, if memory serves) of other people pray for team A to win and the other 50% no praying is done. The teams would be replaced each time with balanced teams, and the results would be recorded.
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RE: Prayer does not work
June 4, 2014 at 5:31 am
“God cannot be put to the test“.

See, the problem there is that even though what you're proposing would be a sound scientific study, it won't do a damn thing to convince the diehard faithful. They'll just spin the negative result into proof positive for their pet god; it's just hiding from the test that's all, proving that it's really there and fucking with the results.
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RE: Prayer does not work
June 4, 2014 at 5:50 am
No need for a study, the proof has been living between my legs for years.
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