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RE: A crazy idea for all you LotR fans
November 19, 2013 at 6:45 pm
I saw a family guy episode where chris is saying EXACTLY what I thought was wrong with lord of the rings which was weird.
But why didn't they just use the flying eagles to get to that mountain in the first place?
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RE: A crazy idea for all you LotR fans
November 19, 2013 at 7:04 pm
Because Gandalf is senile.
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RE: A crazy idea for all you LotR fans
November 19, 2013 at 8:00 pm
(November 19, 2013 at 2:29 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Hollowing out a book is pretty useless unless you hide a gun inside it.
Or a sammich.
Better still, hollow out another book and use it to store the pages you cut out of the first one.
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RE: A crazy idea for all you LotR fans
November 23, 2013 at 5:58 am
OMFG! NEVER EVER do that to a book. Wtf? This has ruined my morning.
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RE: A crazy idea for all you LotR fans
November 23, 2013 at 10:09 am
In the interest of thoroughness, I reread the Council of Elrond. I think the choice to hike it there was borne out of the need to remain as hidden as possible, as there were things monitoring the air as well as the land, and by the time they left the nine riders had become the nazghul, and thus the eagles may or may not have succeeded, and Sauron's attention would have been on them anyway. With the company split, and Frodo and Sam on the ground, the rest of the Fellowship could distract Sauron sufficiently for Frodo to make it to Mount Doom.
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