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Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
#51
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 1, 2013 at 10:27 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I would never rejoice at the death of a prominent atheist.
Then you're doing it wrong.
Proverbs 11:10 Wrote:"When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; they shout for joy when the wicked die."
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#52
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 4, 2013 at 6:33 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(December 1, 2013 at 10:27 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I would never rejoice at the death of a prominent atheist.
Then you're doing it wrong.
Proverbs 11:10 Wrote:"When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; they shout for joy when the wicked die."

Yep. That's what's happening here.
A bunch of people rejoicing at the death of someone they hate.

You choose how you want to behave.
A hater?
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#53
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 4, 2013 at 8:37 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Yep. That's what's happening here.
A bunch of people rejoicing at the death of someone they hate.

You choose how you want to behave.
A hater?

Televangelists have no morality. Everyone should rejoice at the death of a professional charlatan. They fill poor suckers' heads with lies and laugh their way to the bank with all the poor fools' money.
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#54
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
I wouldn't wish him dead. Although I agree that televangelists are only a shade removed from pond slime.

I think I'd go so far as to wish really, really bad haemorrhoids on him.

Which is a lot more lenient than the bible is for people like that.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#55
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 4, 2013 at 8:37 pm)Lion IRC Wrote:
(December 4, 2013 at 6:33 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: Then you're doing it wrong.

Yep. That's what's happening here.
A bunch of people rejoicing at the death of someone they hate.

You choose how you want to behave.
A hater?

I'm not rejoicing. I just don't care enough, either.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#56
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 1, 2013 at 10:27 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I would never rejoice at the death of a prominent atheist.

Shouldn't you rejoice in every death, seeing how it means a person will finally experience the very thing they were created for, to be judged by god?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#57
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 4, 2013 at 5:28 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I would never rejoice at the death of a prominent atheist.

We're not asking you to. Join us in the celebration that your fellow sheep is in heaven sucking Jesus' dick.
Isn't that what it's all about?? Getting your eternal reward after you've fleeced the stupid here on earth?

I mean how awesome for this scumbag you're trying so desperately to avoid verbally defending -- he lived like a king here on earth and now he gets to be rich in heaven forever and ever as well.

Think how awesome it'll be when you can join him on your knees covered in the spooge of christ.

Protein shakes forever Lion!!



We KNOW you would NEVER rejoice in the death of an atheist! You're FAR too good a person for that!

...but come on, you can celebrate your fellow sheeps arrival into the heavenly presence of jesus right? I mean dying IS the ultimate reward for you sheep.
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#58
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 5, 2013 at 1:11 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(December 4, 2013 at 5:28 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I would never rejoice at the death of a prominent atheist.

We're not asking you to. Join us in the celebration that your fellow sheep is in heaven sucking Jesus' dick.
Isn't that what it's all about?? Getting your eternal reward after you've fleeced the stupid here on earth?

I mean how awesome for this scumbag you're trying so desperately to avoid verbally defending -- he lived like a king here on earth and now he gets to be rich in heaven forever and ever as well.

Think how awesome it'll be when you can join him on your knees covered in the spooge of christ.

Protein shakes forever Lion!!



We KNOW you would NEVER rejoice in the death of an atheist! You're FAR too good a person for that!

...but come on, you can celebrate your fellow sheeps arrival into the heavenly presence of jesus right? I mean dying IS the ultimate reward for you sheep.

ROFLOL That was a good one.
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#59
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
Choose life.
You can have it to the fullest.
You can have it forever.
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#60
RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 5, 2013 at 1:51 am)Lion IRC Wrote: You can have it forever.

In your heaven? Full of assholes like that one? With an angry narcissistic dictator watching your every move for eternity?!

No fucking thanks.
The equation for the Biblical afterlife:

Heaven = Hell
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