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New Religious Movement for Amusement
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New Religious Movement for Amusement
Simply, I'm considering trying to start a religious movement (under a pseudonym) to see how many idiots I ensnare. I think it will be a modification of the Old Testament, implementing Jesus into it. Just saying.
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#2
RE: New Religious Movement for Amusement
You mean lie to gullible people and sink them even further into delusion? You know where the door is; I suggest you use it.
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Sounds like just another denomination to me. Unless, of course, yours has pole dancers and blow...
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#4
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Pole dancing for Jesus? Already been done I'm afraid:

Halleujah!
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(December 2, 2013 at 11:29 pm)hppavilion Wrote: Simply, I'm considering trying to start a religious movement (under a pseudonym) to see how many idiots I ensnare. I think it will be a modification of the Old Testament, implementing Jesus into it. Just saying.

Are you thinking something along the lines of the Carlos hoax that was created by James Randi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0hgP3ioAeA
A mind is a terrible thing to waste -- don't pollute it with bullshit.
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RE: New Religious Movement for Amusement
Screw you, i'll start my own religion, with blackjack and hookers!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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Blackjack? Pfft. Make it poker and we can talk!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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(December 3, 2013 at 5:58 am)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: Pole dancing for Jesus? Already been done I'm afraid:

Halleujah!

Am I the only person alive without a tattoo?



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(December 3, 2013 at 4:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Am I the only person alive without a tattoo?

Nope, I don't have any either. I would, but I can't draw for shit and I point blank refuse to have a stock design.
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I don't have a tattoo. It's a matter of principle. So many people have tattoos now, it is no longer edgy to have one. I don't do shit everyone else is doing. Except like, eat and sleep.
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