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If this doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit...
#1
If this doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit...
...face it - you're prolly fucked.





Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#2
RE: If this doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit...
The only thing that may possibly get me in the spirit of the holiday is if I was to receive a visit from an athletic, big-dicked Santa.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: If this doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit...
(December 17, 2013 at 6:59 pm)Kitanetos Wrote: The only thing that may possibly get me in the spirit of the holiday is if I was to receive a visit from an athletic, big-dicked Santa.

Santa? The man with a candy cane, cotton balls and only cums once a year?
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RE: If this doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit...
Epic song, Brian.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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