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Moment of face palm.
#1
Moment of face palm.
My dad just posted this on his facebook:

Quote:"Kelly Clark [a local lawyer] represented my wife and I as a young couple in a major property condemnation battle against the City of Portland. God bless this Great Man who won our case for us against the Nazi Liberals representing the City of Portland who tried in vain to drive over the top of us as young naive business people!!!!!!!!! Rest in Peace friend."

Yup. He may not be a raging Christian but he sure has the persecution complex of one... only he thinks it's the "Nazi Liberals" who are out to get him.

Facepalm

Here's the article on Kelly Clark for those interested in reading it:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/lawye...s-21251715

He was a lawyer who won sex abuse cases against the Boy Scouts, the Catholic Church and the Latter-Day Saints.

(And I'm sorry if there's an ad that blocks the first half of the article; I had to do a screenshot in order to read it... don't know how to make it stop doing that.)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#2
RE: Moment of face palm.
Nazi Liberals? Wat. I really don't follow.

And who died???? :X
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#3
RE: Moment of face palm.
Yep, because anyone you don't like is a Nazi liberal. Because we all know how liberal those Nazis really were, what with all their freedom of belief, freedom of expression, and freedom of association.

I really hate how the word "liberal" has become a pejorative in American language these days.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#4
RE: Moment of face palm.
Quote:Nazi Liberals

Banging Head On Desk

Attention crazy people: Please keep doing this. It reminds the sane people just how crazy you are.

Portland run by Nazis? Derp.
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#5
RE: Moment of face palm.
Well Nazi does mean National Socialism. Socialism seems like a liberal ideology. So technically the Nazis were liberals in at least one sense. It seems that tyranny transcends the liberal/conservative labels.
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#6
RE: Moment of face palm.
(December 19, 2013 at 6:26 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: It seems that tyranny transcends the liberal/conservative labels.

Duh.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#7
RE: Moment of face palm.
(December 19, 2013 at 6:26 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Well Nazi does mean National Socialism. Socialism seems like a liberal ideology. So technically the Nazis were liberals in at least one sense. It seems that tyranny transcends the liberal/conservative labels.

They were socialists in name only. In cold, stark reality they were fascists who intimidated and crushed all opposing viewpoints with violence.

"Liberal" comes from the word "liberty," meaning freedom. The Nazis were about anything but personal freedom.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#8
RE: Moment of face palm.
(December 19, 2013 at 5:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Portland run by Nazis? Derp.

Well, yeah! Didn't you know? It's all vegan jack boots and "Heil Hipsters" up here. It's oppressive, it really is.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#9
RE: Moment of face palm.
(December 19, 2013 at 10:12 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(December 19, 2013 at 5:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Portland run by Nazis? Derp.

Well, yeah! Didn't you know? It's all vegan jack boots and "Heil Hipsters" up here. It's oppressive, it really is.

Yeah, I know! Just this afternoon, I saw some jackbooted hipsters marching down Hawthorne!
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#10
RE: Moment of face palm.
(December 19, 2013 at 10:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Yeah, I know! Just this afternoon, I saw some jackbooted hipsters marching down Hawthorne!

Damn Nazi Liberals... Dodgy
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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