AF.org Pro Tips

[Tartarus Sauce]

FUCKING LIAR!

Worthless advice. 0 out of 5

Unless you haven't noticed, all the advice in this thread is worthless...

Where's the sarcasm font when you need it?

[Napoléon]

Oh no I got the sarcasm.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

Unless you haven't noticed, all the advice in this thread is worthless...

Where's the sarcasm font when you need it?

You need to upgrade your AF membership package to Gold to get the sarcasm font. You're probably on bronze or silver.

[Darkstar]

If you ever find yourself losing an argument, don't give in, even if you know you are wrong. People will think you are uncool. If you find yourself on the wrong side of logic, follow these protips:

1. Resort to name calling, swearing, and personal attacks. Uses CAPS LOCK to get your point across.

2. Tell your opponent that he or she is too dumb to understand your argument and then use this as an excuse to not fully explain said argument.

3. Tell your opponent that he or she needs more faith to understand your argument. Post apologetic spam as necessary.

4. Troll your opponent. If he or she gets angry, you can use this as an opportunity to make more personal attacks.

5. Tell your opponent that he or she only disagrees with you because he or she is grossly immoral. Best used against an opponent new to the forum. Not only will your seniority put you at an advantage, but since you likely know little to nothing about this member, you will technically be telling the truth when you say that you haven't seen evidence that this new member is not grossly immoral.

6. Tell your opponent that wikipedia is an unreliable source and as such, the logical fallacies you have been accused of that are listed on wikipedia don't actually exist. If your opponent uses other sources, just pretend the link is broken or that you didn't see it.

7.Reply to everything with the roflol smilie. This has a similar effect to #2 and it will make you look more intelligent.

8. If all else fails, declare victory and walk away. This works best if you haven't fully explained your position, otherwise your opponent may be able to debunk the argument. Works best if used in conjunction with #2. Even if you have explained your whole argument, you may still be able to salvage your position if you can shift the burden of proof.

Dont use spel chek or otherwize proofread your posts. Good spelling and gramer just maks u look uppity and faek.

To become more popular, post pictures of hot people who aren't you in the 'member photos' thread.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

You can't call out regular members in the OP of a thread, but you can call out mods and admins. They're cool.

[Jackalope]

Threaten atheists with hell. We find that compelling.